what if you would've a time machine 😒👏

what do you expect when you would have a Time machine

what do you expect when you would have a Time machine

Excuse me

1.  The little pile of matter will have a really high mass and attract you to it before exploding and transforming you into pieces
2. This could change the little anomalies that created life and never let you go back in the time machine (paradox tiiimmeee...)
3. You can go and watch the Big Bang but NOT the Big Bang Theory. That's just the theory
4. You will be destroyed
5. You should invent a time machine
6. You don't know how to invent a time machine
7. If a future you tells you how to build it this will change history
8. If 7 happened, how the future you had the plans of the time machine?
9. You can't teleport
10. Scientists can actually teleport a little matter
11. Would that teleported guy be really you? Will it be a creature equal to you but not you?
12. That's impossible
13. The time machine should resist to space conditions 
14. You've got the point

P.s. Yes, 2 works also on your Andromeda galaxy where you were created (https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/hi-im-from-andromeda-galaxy)