There is something weird happening
Somewhere in the world, 60 seconds pass in Africa.
Not coronavirus
I am not talking about corona
Somewhere in the world, someone fell into the sky.
I don’t understand you
You don’t make sense
Somewhere in the world, someone doesn't understand me whilst making obscure comments about the end of the world..
Ok?
Somewhere in the world, a lorax broke a litterer's knees.
What did you just type?
Somewhere in the world, the word "Pnuemenultraomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" is being abused on a chess site
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ONLINE
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE
I am inevitable.
#inb4dalock
There is something weird happening