What is your favorite chess releated joke or a quote?

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What is best one you always like to tell?

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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
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Lol

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Why are the British so bad at chess?

No queen.


Why are Americans so bad at chess?

No towers.
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💀 6

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Why is Antarctica so bad at chess? No nights.

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Only in the summer 🫡

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Why did the chess master throw up on the boat? He got c6.

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Why did the chess king break up with the queen? He couldn't handle her constant checkmates!

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Why did the chessboard go to the party? It heard there would be a grandmaster of ceremonies!