UwU
What Kinda Phone Do You Own??
Samsung flip phone...best phone ever...only needs charging once a week 🤡 with a clown horn ring tone

Piece of crap iPhone. I pay way too much money to have them own me. I hate computers too, wish Gates and Allen would never conspired against humanity. I’m going to invent a phone that hangs on the wall. You’ll need to crank the handle when you first pick up the ear piece. It’ll even have a wire connecting it all to the wall. “Sarah? Get me the sheriff over at Mt. Pilot.”
What Kinda Phone Do You Own??