WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE THE PERSON BELOW YOU AS A GIFT?

I would give you Sunshine key fob at attached to a key that will open any door into a pocket world containing a mysterious lost motel room that was somehow and for no apparent reason erased from time and space just outside of Gallup, New Mexico sometime back around 1960. This vacant room contains ordinary looking midcentury objects that now have weird properties. I don’t want it anymore. They say it’s cursed.

I would give you a sandwich bag that contains some fragmented Bazooka Joe comics. These funny pages were used as packaging for Bazooka Joe bubblegum decades ago, sometime back in the 1900’s. These miniature comics are torn in parts. The writing is very small. Some are crumpled and contain pieces of bubblegum that have petrified. The passages you are able to read are not especially funny.

I give you the contents of the box that was guarded by second appearance of The Horror of Rau Sep Te Tep.

I think it was where you had a chance of getting one of the better end game weapons in Wizardry VII. Despite its fearsome name, the Horror had not become any more powerful since your first encounter with it in the starter dungeon. I never forgot its name, though.
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