What’s a joke that can’t offend anyone?

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EliRichards55
I know this is already a thing on Reddit, but I just thought I’d do this on Chess.com for fun.

Credit to the guy on Reddit (forgot his name lol)
BasixWhiteBoy

What do you call a joke that’s not offensive to anyone? 

A non-offensive joke!

RealTactics960

ThaTs aHfONSaVe

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EliRichards55
YOOOO Basix replied!

Anyways, this joke might seem harmless at first, but it can be seen as offensive in a subtle way. By setting up the expectation that there will be a clever or unexpected punchline, only to deliver something straightforward, it can imply that people who are concerned about offensive jokes are overly sensitive or that non-offensive humor is bland or pointless. In other words, it can be interpreted as mocking the idea of being considerate about what might offend others.
EliRichards55
Check. Mate.
RealTactics960
TheRealChaspire wrote:
YOOOO Basix replied!
Anyways, this joke might seem harmless at first, but it can be seen as offensive in a subtle way. By setting up the expectation that there will be a clever or unexpected punchline, only to deliver something straightforward, it can imply that people who are concerned about offensive jokes are overly sensitive or that non-offensive humor is bland or pointless. In other words, it can be interpreted as mocking the idea of being considerate about what might offend others.

Nah bro fr is thinking on another level

”why did the chicken cross the road?” Is a contender

BasixWhiteBoy

I thought it was hilarious! The unexpected response was the funny part.

EliRichards55
#7 People who get PTSD from their pet chicken dying from getting hit by a vehicle that goes on a road.
EliRichards55
Will find that offensive
Winston1234e

Carpet.

EliRichards55
#11 Offensive to people who are prone to carpet burns
Winston1234e

A (sensitive to people who have a fear of vowels)

EliRichards55
#13 also offensive to people who can’t speak or make noise (can’t make A sound)
Winston1234e

Kendrick Lamar is the GOAT

EliRichards55
#15 Offensive to people who prefer Drake or J-Cole

But yes, K-Dot is the best artist.
Espio-Yo
TheRealChaspire wrote:
#7 People who get PTSD from their pet chicken dying from getting hit by a vehicle that goes on a road.

I thought that joke was about a chicken commitin' su*c*d* ngl. ;-; The "other side" bein' Heaven or H3ll

EliRichards55
That too
EliRichards55
I walk into a bar

Ouch
EliRichards55
Name 3 ways that is offensive