What’s a joke that can’t offend anyone?

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Espio-Yo
Peskybird1234 wrote:
Vent?

Dude is the reason toothpaste insctructions exist. (/j)

Vent = complain/rant -.-

Winston1234e

Name 3 reasons why this joke is offensive: One day, a man walked into a bowling alley.

Peskybird1234
I ain’t never heard the word vent used in that term
Just use rant or yap
It’s simpler
Peskybird1234
#42
Women also play bowling
No gender equality
EliRichards55
Offensive to people who can’t walk
Offensive to people who are amputated, hence can’t roll the ball
Offensive to people who got hit with a bowling ball once and now have PTSD
Espio-Yo
Peskybird1234 wrote:
I ain’t never heard the word vent used in that term
Just use rant or yap
It’s simpler

Bro fr? Read a book once in a while.

Peskybird1234
I do read
Muffin_Soul
Peskybird1234 wrote:
I ain’t never heard the word vent used in that term
Just use rant or yap
It’s simpler

Maybe expand your vocabulary a bit, too.

Winston1234e

Roast battle

Peskybird1234
#48
wtf is wrong with my current cr@p
If nobody I know irl is ever gonna use that, why tf would I need to know it?
Winston1234e

THEY DO USE IT

Espio-Yo

You're 13. (14 maybe idk), ppl are gon' use that. You still have a while left to live, dude. Ppl are gon' use MANY words ya won't understand.

BasixWhiteBoy
Peskybird1234 wrote:
#48
wtf is wrong with my current cr@p
If nobody I know irl is ever gonna use that, why tf would I need to know it?

To impress strangers on the internet, of course.

Muffin_Soul
Peskybird1234 wrote:
#48
wtf is wrong with my current cr@p
If nobody I know irl is ever gonna use that, why tf would I need to know it?

Maybe also practice your reading comprehension. I said “expand your vocabulary”, not “your vocabulary sucks”.

EliRichards55
Oh boy I sure love when a forum turns into WWIII
EliRichards55
Probably the most internet thing to happen lol
Peskybird1234
#51
Really?
And u happen to know all my friends and the exact way they speak?
BasixWhiteBoy
TheRealChaspire wrote:
Oh boy I sure love when a forum turns into WWIII

Unnecessarily, too. I pop a bag of popcorn whenever an argument breaks out. I've had too much popcorn these last few days.

Winston1234e

#58 thanks for reminding me I had popcorn in the microwave

Muffin_Soul
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
TheRealChaspire wrote:
Oh boy I sure love when a forum turns into WWIII

Unnecessarily, too. I pop a bag of popcorn whenever an argument breaks out. I've had too much popcorn these last few days.

Yep. Sadly, some people get angry over nothing.