What's your darkest joke?

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Pls post it pawn

:)

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an ax, they die

That doesn't break any rules 😑

Maybe inappropriate topic but it's not that bad

Come on caedmon you don't know any dark jokes.

That was not by stalin

There was a parrot that cursed a lot

His owner got mad and threatened to put him in the freezer to punish him

but the parrot wouldn't stop so his owner put him in the freezer for half an hour

when the owner let him out of the freezer the parrot came out and asked, "what did the chicken do?"

I knew a lady that really had parrots in a freezer

I was going through cancer treatment over 10 years ago, and I was at the supermarket, newly bald from chemo. The cashier, who I was friendly with, said "Man, you could really use a drink rn!" I looked at him, totally deadpan and said "A drink?! That stuff'll give me cancer!" He looked at me, shocked, and then I smiled at him, and we both started laughing.