I found some amazing ones on a website. Here are some: There's only one problem with you - you're still here. You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, let's bury it". You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense. A pregnant whale would call you fat. We all sprang from apes, but you didn't seem to spring far enough. Behind every fat person, there is a beautiful person. No, seriously. You're in the way. I would call you a bitch but that would be an insult to dogs. Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at the wall. I can't say I blame your parents. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC(I think this one made me crack up the most). Brain Freeze? But honey, doesn't that require a brain first? You're like the universe; constantly expanding. You're mom is so fat that when her water broke, she created the Pacific Ocean(this was a close second in my opinion). There were a hundred, I only wrote a few of them. If you want the link, it is https://www.quotev.com/story/7863828/Insults-for-People-You-Hate. Type your favorite one in the comments. Bye.
I found some amazing ones on a website. Here are some: There's only one problem with you - you're still here. You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, let's bury it". You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense. A pregnant whale would call you fat. We all sprang from apes, but you didn't seem to spring far enough. Behind every fat person, there is a beautiful person. No, seriously. You're in the way. I would call you a bitch but that would be an insult to dogs. Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at the wall. I can't say I blame your parents. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC(I think this one made me crack up the most). Brain Freeze? But honey, doesn't that require a brain first? You're like the universe; constantly expanding. You're mom is so fat that when her water broke, she created the Pacific Ocean(this was a close second in my opinion). There were a hundred, I only wrote a few of them. If you want the link, it is https://www.quotev.com/story/7863828/Insults-for-People-You-Hate. Type your favorite one in the comments. Bye.