Where every reaver knows your name

Would you rather watch the Firefly cast make a Cheers episode or the Cheers cast make a Firefly episode?

Switches:
Sam <=> Mal - Both good at getting in trouble.
Woody <=> Jayne - Gradiots of the Jethro Bodine School of Larnin'.
Carla <=> Zoe - Both strong and both second bananas.
Rebecca <=> Inara - Just look at the relationships they had, plus multi-skilled.
Cliff <=> Simon - Both as clueless about women as a myspace poster.
Book <=> Lilith - Robots in disguise.
NORM! <=> Wash - Because they get all the zingers (jokes not cakes).
Dr. Crane <=> River - Because nobody understands a woed they say.
Diane <=> Kaylee - Rats, that's all that is left.
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Making your way in the 'verse today takes everything you've got.
Getting away from hands of blue, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to fade to black?

Sometimes you want to go

Where every reaver knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
I don't care, I'm still free.
You can't take the sky from me
You wanna be where every thing's Ser-
en-i-ty.

What?

ok, pawn, just maybe you've watched firefly a little too much...lol

Let Broadway turn their collective nose up at this.