One day I was walking in a soviet meadow with my soviet cats. Then suddenly one of my cats got snatched by an evil wyerd thing. Then I got sad. So I called sheldon and he beat up the evil wyerd thing. So I got my soviet cat back. Then I was happy.
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“ The cat that walks by himself “
The Cat keeps his side of the bargain.....He will kill mice,and
he will be kind to Babies when he is in the house, just so long
as they do not pull his tail too hard . But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and night comes, he is the cat that walks by himself, and all places
are alike to him .
Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up on the Wet Wild Trees or on the Wet Wild Roofs, waving his wild tail
and walk by his wild lone .
The Cat keeps his side of the bargain.....He will kill mice,and
he will be kind to Babies when he is in the house, just so long
as they do not pull his tail too hard . But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and night comes, he is the cat that walks by himself, and all places
are alike to him .
Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up on the Wet Wild Trees or on the Wet Wild Roofs, waving his wild tail
and walk by his wild lone .
Exactly ✌️😎
my cat eats my cereal.
Dogs are better
In you’re dreams pal ! 😾
Go cats and talking bananas
Go cats and talking bananas and soviets
Dogs are loyal, cats are not. They are like the gold diggers of animals, only wanting you for food and being nice only so you’ll keep giving food to them. Remember guys, canines before felines.
spacepodz are u a Karen or something
._. That’s for you to decide my friend
Cats are more loyal then dogs and YOU.
Your words hurt my friend. But I will stick to my beliefs
Apr 2, 2021
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My cat Cheetah snuck into my sister's bedroom, chewed the sash of her bathrobe into two pieces, and then swallowed half a meter of it. We had to extract the semi-digested sash from the cat's butt, centimeter by centimeter. I hope I don't need to draw you a picture.
We took her to the vet afterwards, but he said she seems perfectly healthy.
My freaking cat doesn't need a vet. She needs an exorcist.
My cat once ran full speed into a fence for no reason lol.
@blueemu lol.
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