Who would win in a fight?
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Let's be serious Steven Segal would take them all out!! He has the teachings from just about every type of fighting you can think of (except I would caporera... but might be the topic of his new straight to DVD film). I mean he is a Navy SEAL, a native american warrior, kung fu EXPERT and just all over hard as nails. He might have lost a yard of pace in his old age but makes up for it in the mind!! Come on he eats rappers, unnamed extras, cliche badguys and just about everyone else who is foolish enough to mess with his MIGHTY power!!
Back to the original question (sorta), there was actually a case in the Florida Everglades of a non-native snake that someone dumped there trying to eat an alligator. I think it was a python. The snake managed to get the entire alligator inside of it, but the gator kept struggling, and they both ended up dead.
--Fromper
Kasparov, or the next best guy at chess?
joeyson wrote: actually ive seen a snake swolow a hippo
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to call bullsh*t.
To the topic at hand...
1. It would depend on the relative size of the shark and crocodile and the circumstances of their encounter. Those northern Australian marine crocs might be able to take a small shark in shallow water. But a large shark would likely bite a croc in half.
2. Again, it depends on the bear and crocodile in question... and whether they are in the water. I've seen a zebra stomp the crap out of a Nile crocodile, so I don't know if one would want to tangle with a, for instance, Kodiak Brown Bear.
3. Elephant: elephant beats anything short of a man at a safe distance with a very large gun or an orca.
3. Elephant: elephant beats anything short of a man at a safe distance with a very large gun or an orca.
Well a Red Bellied Black snake or a Taipan both carry enough venom to kill an Elephant many times over, so unless the Elephant manages to stomp the snake to death before it gets bit (unlikely) then the best it could hope for is a draw (they both die) 
Also I would back a large lion vs a medium to small elephant.
Alot of the reason that these fights never actually happen is the old M.A.D thing. (Mutually Assured Destruction) 
SAVAGES!!
What if the anaconda were to just swallow the elephants trunk? How? Well lets say the elephant ate too mant fermented fruit and passed out drunk.
I'm not sure what happens next, but it's a pretty funny image. I bet some elephants would think it's kinda sexy.
Oh and Pirates would definatly own Ninjas any day of the week.
Batgirl would beat them all down.
Muhammed Ali couldn't even beat that martial arts guy he fought in Tokyo. The little guy just sat spinning in the middle of the ring, and every time Ali tried to come close, he kicked Ali in the shins. Ali couldn't get close enough to throw a punch, since the guy's head was about on a level with Ali's knees. They charitably called this match a draw, but Ali was the one with all the bruises--all on his shins.
StacyBearden wrote: Chuck Norris. That's all I have to say: Chuck...Norris.
Bruce Lee broke Chuck Norris' arm in "Return of the Dragon" but James Bond (Connery) could take them both out!
What are their ratings?
