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I think I know why you’re single now.
IMBacon wrote:
New account + these types of questions = easy block.
UchihaItachi212 wrote:
IM 15YRS OLD BUT STILL SINGLE BECAUSE MOST GIRLS AT MY HIGHSCHOOL ARE LESBIAN I WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN GIRLS MINDS
SpacePodz wrote:
I think I know why you’re single now.
Come on man
Really?
You’re welcome 🙏
It’s simple, you need to set yourself apart.
From what you said most of the girls in your school are lesbian. That means most of the men in the school are unimpressive. Who wants a fit jock? They always break your heart. Who needs the rich kid? He has too much ego. To get into a girls heart ya gotta love what they love. That’s why you need to get three hobbies:
1: Most important: ASTROLOGY. Women are notoriously hopelessly into astrology. Simply find out what their sign is and then find your sign. If because Pluto was in a wrong alignment on your birth and Saturn’s 12 moon was in perfect synchrony with bill Cosby’s famous trysts on the day she was born, that means you guys are perfect for each other. Women cannot resist this proposition of pure dream logic. Oh and by the way, bonus tip: tell a woman you had a dream you were together. Women value dreams more than their appearance for some reason.
2: You need to be an expert lego engineer. What hobby is impossibly attractive? Well if you said carpentry or surfing or skating, you’d be hopelessly wrong. Women cannot resist a man who slobbers at the sight of a lego Star Wars set. Who gets a raging hard on while watching the girl ninjago character beat up all those snake goons. This shows intense passion for something, and all you need is for her to think you can show the same hopeless passion for her. So go out, buy a lego set.
3: you need to spend 99% of your time online. I mean this entirely. If you spend 99% of your time ignoring her and instead playing hentai games and making your entire personality anime TV shows, you will ultimately be drowning in Coochie. Women cannot resist a guy who screams random Japanese words he cannot pronounce correctly and who fantasizes about their waifu so much they forget to shower or do basic hygiene. Bonus tip: become a brony. My little pony consistently polls on this website I found which has no verifiable data as making a virgin 987% more attractive. That’s a lot of percent!
I hope my little mini series helps you throughout high school. And remember: stay posting things like this on a chess forum, because at the end of the day, why would any of us want to be on topic?
From what you said most of the girls in your school are lesbian. That means most of the men in the school are unimpressive. Who wants a fit jock? They always break your heart. Who needs the rich kid? He has too much ego. To get into a girls heart ya gotta love what they love. That’s why you need to get three hobbies:
1: Most important: ASTROLOGY. Women are notoriously hopelessly into astrology. Simply find out what their sign is and then find your sign. If because Pluto was in a wrong alignment on your birth and Saturn’s 12 moon was in perfect synchrony with bill Cosby’s famous trysts on the day she was born, that means you guys are perfect for each other. Women cannot resist this proposition of pure dream logic. Oh and by the way, bonus tip: tell a woman you had a dream you were together. Women value dreams more than their appearance for some reason.
2: You need to be an expert lego engineer. What hobby is impossibly attractive? Well if you said carpentry or surfing or skating, you’d be hopelessly wrong. Women cannot resist a man who slobbers at the sight of a lego Star Wars set. Who gets a raging hard on while watching the girl ninjago character beat up all those snake goons. This shows intense passion for something, and all you need is for her to think you can show the same hopeless passion for her. So go out, buy a lego set.
3: you need to spend 99% of your time online. I mean this entirely. If you spend 99% of your time ignoring her and instead playing hentai games and making your entire personality anime TV shows, you will ultimately be drowning in Coochie. Women cannot resist a guy who screams random Japanese words he cannot pronounce correctly and who fantasizes about their waifu so much they forget to shower or do basic hygiene. Bonus tip: become a brony. My little pony consistently polls on this website I found which has no verifiable data as making a virgin 987% more attractive. That’s a lot of percent!
I hope my little mini series helps you throughout high school. And remember: stay posting things like this on a chess forum, because at the end of the day, why would any of us want to be on topic?
Sep 17, 2021
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Jaya318 wrote:
It’s simple, you need to set yourself apart.
From what you said most of the girls in your school are lesbian. That means most of the men in the school are unimpressive. Who wants a fit jock? They always break your heart. Who needs the rich kid? He has too much ego. To get into a girls heart ya gotta love what they love. That’s why you need to get three hobbies:
1: Most important: ASTROLOGY. Women are notoriously hopelessly into astrology. Simply find out what their sign is and then find your sign. If because Pluto was in a wrong alignment on your birth and Saturn’s 12 moon was in perfect synchrony with bill Cosby’s famous trysts on the day she was born, that means you guys are perfect for each other. Women cannot resist this proposition of pure dream logic. Oh and by the way, bonus tip: tell a woman you had a dream you were together. Women value dreams more than their appearance for some reason.
2: You need to be an expert lego engineer. What hobby is impossibly attractive? Well if you said carpentry or surfing or skating, you’d be hopelessly wrong. Women cannot resist a man who slobbers at the sight of a lego Star Wars set. Who gets a raging hard on while watching the girl ninjago character beat up all those snake goons. This shows intense passion for something, and all you need is for her to think you can show the same hopeless passion for her. So go out, buy a lego set.
3: you need to spend 99% of your time online. I mean this entirely. If you spend 99% of your time ignoring her and instead playing hentai games and making your entire personality anime TV shows, you will ultimately be drowning in Coochie. Women cannot resist a guy who screams random Japanese words he cannot pronounce correctly and who fantasizes about their waifu so much they forget to shower or do basic hygiene. Bonus tip: become a brony. My little pony consistently polls on this website I found which has no verifiable data as making a virgin 987% more attractive. That’s a lot of percent!
I hope my little mini series helps you throughout high school. And remember: stay posting things like this on a chess forum, because at the end of the day, why would any of us want to be on topic?
From what you said most of the girls in your school are lesbian. That means most of the men in the school are unimpressive. Who wants a fit jock? They always break your heart. Who needs the rich kid? He has too much ego. To get into a girls heart ya gotta love what they love. That’s why you need to get three hobbies:
1: Most important: ASTROLOGY. Women are notoriously hopelessly into astrology. Simply find out what their sign is and then find your sign. If because Pluto was in a wrong alignment on your birth and Saturn’s 12 moon was in perfect synchrony with bill Cosby’s famous trysts on the day she was born, that means you guys are perfect for each other. Women cannot resist this proposition of pure dream logic. Oh and by the way, bonus tip: tell a woman you had a dream you were together. Women value dreams more than their appearance for some reason.
2: You need to be an expert lego engineer. What hobby is impossibly attractive? Well if you said carpentry or surfing or skating, you’d be hopelessly wrong. Women cannot resist a man who slobbers at the sight of a lego Star Wars set. Who gets a raging hard on while watching the girl ninjago character beat up all those snake goons. This shows intense passion for something, and all you need is for her to think you can show the same hopeless passion for her. So go out, buy a lego set.
3: you need to spend 99% of your time online. I mean this entirely. If you spend 99% of your time ignoring her and instead playing hentai games and making your entire personality anime TV shows, you will ultimately be drowning in Coochie. Women cannot resist a guy who screams random Japanese words he cannot pronounce correctly and who fantasizes about their waifu so much they forget to shower or do basic hygiene. Bonus tip: become a brony. My little pony consistently polls on this website I found which has no verifiable data as making a virgin 987% more attractive. That’s a lot of percent!
I hope my little mini series helps you throughout high school. And remember: stay posting things like this on a chess forum, because at the end of the day, why would any of us want to be on topic?
LOL...sadly...oddly...pathetically true.
Mr-Mudd wrote:
This is your new attire.
Mr-Mudd wrote:
Speaking of being creative and funny, girls love gifts that are handmade. And they like guys that can make them laugh, especially when they're feeling down. So if you see a girl that you really like who's having a bad day, that is the best time to swoop in and tell her some jokes or do anything that will make her laugh. Now, she might not laugh right away but persistence is key; you just have to keep at it till you break through that shell.
In the words of every facebook mom everywhere:
THIS
I cannot stress this point enough. Another way to get to a girl's heart is to simply learn to sing. and not sing like that gay guy harry styles, I'm talking about masculine rapping. It's time this 15 year old starts buying plastic diamonds and singing about all the vapes and monster cans he consumes weekly. Soon, he should start saying "ey bro follow my gram" or "whats crackin g ya'll got any of that nic?" Women cannot resist such a confident personality as a rapper. A big plus: FACE TATS. This is a guaranteed way to establish yourself. I'd recommend something profane, such as badly drawn male genitalia. We haven't even gotten to the rapping part of this personality yet: Make sure your raps make no sense. It's time to make sure everyone thinks you said "horse" when you really said "nicotine". Because at the same time you're still hopelessly addicted to this. Next: you need to beat up the nerds, but instead of lunch money, tell them to follow your soundcloud and check out your mixtape. At the same time, you need to tell everyone who bullies you for being a total idiot that they'll regret it when you "come up". Because obviously your rapping skills will one day score you a major deal with DefJam or Atlantic. Finally: wear the stupidest clothes ever and totally prevent anyone from hiring you in a job interview. You've now become a very romantic and attractive 15 year old.
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IM 15YRS OLD BUT STILL SINGLE BECAUSE MOST GIRLS AT MY HIGHSCHOOL ARE LESBIAN I WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN GIRLS MINDS