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It’s woolensock in 5 years. Anyway we’re going off topic I’m trying to help this 15 year old get laid.
lol your that guy that struck it big in your own company, correct? Did lmao you also do standup on the side?
@TheBestBeer_Root this is not standup, this is my best attempts to help a desperate child.
Im sure there’s more than one person who’s struck it big in companies but yeah I am one of them.
What???
Advice:
There is no advice to give you except don’t post stupid stuff on chess.com
There is no advice to give you except don’t post stupid stuff on chess.com
Singles can just be as effective! Oh yea holla
Sep 28, 2021
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ofgeniuskind wrote:
Mr-Mudd wrote:
Speaking of being creative and funny, girls love gifts that are handmade. And they like guys that can make them laugh, especially when they're feeling down. So if you see a girl that you really like who's having a bad day, that is the best time to swoop in and tell her some jokes or do anything that will make her laugh. Now, she might not laugh right away but persistence is key; you just have to keep at it till you break through that shell.
In the words of every facebook mom everywhere:
THIS
I cannot stress this point enough. Another way to get to a girl's heart is to simply learn to sing. and not sing like that gay guy harry styles, I'm talking about masculine rapping. It's time this 15 year old starts buying plastic diamonds and singing about all the vapes and monster cans he consumes weekly. Soon, he should start saying "ey bro follow my gram" or "whats crackin g ya'll got any of that nic?" Women cannot resist such a confident personality as a rapper. A big plus: FACE TATS. This is a guaranteed way to establish yourself. I'd recommend something profane, such as badly drawn male genitalia. We haven't even gotten to the rapping part of this personality yet: Make sure your raps make no sense. It's time to make sure everyone thinks you said "horse" when you really said "nicotine". Because at the same time you're still hopelessly addicted to this. Next: you need to beat up the nerds, but instead of lunch money, tell them to follow your soundcloud and check out your mixtape. At the same time, you need to tell everyone who bullies you for being a total idiot that they'll regret it when you "come up". Because obviously your rapping skills will one day score you a major deal with DefJam or Atlantic. Finally: wear the stupidest clothes ever and totally prevent anyone from hiring you in a job interview. You've now become a very romantic and attractive 15 year old.
bruh whats wrong with harry styles
Your complaining you don't have a gf at 15? My mom and basically all he siblings didn't have any gf/bf until 17-20. be patient,stop whining on a chess site, and go find Reddit
My 17yo sister probably wont have one until 25
Mr-Mudd wrote:
Speaking of being creative and funny, girls love gifts that are handmade. And they like guys that can make them laugh, especially when they're feeling down. So if you see a girl that you really like who's having a bad day, that is the best time to swoop in and tell her some jokes or do anything that will make her laugh. Now, she might not laugh right away but persistence is key; you just have to keep at it till you break through that shell.
On the button
KyloAPPROVES wrote:
My 17yo sister probably wont have one until 25
She should become a multi-millionaire in a few years... if not she is not champ level!
Nah we already chose my other sister to be the billionaire
ofgeniuskind wrote:
Mr-Mudd wrote:
Speaking of being creative and funny, girls love gifts that are handmade. And they like guys that can make them laugh, especially when they're feeling down. So if you see a girl that you really like who's having a bad day, that is the best time to swoop in and tell her some jokes or do anything that will make her laugh. Now, she might not laugh right away but persistence is key; you just have to keep at it till you break through that shell.
In the words of every facebook mom everywhere:
THIS
I cannot stress this point enough. Another way to get to a girl's heart is to simply learn to sing. and not sing like that gay guy harry styles, I'm talking about masculine rapping. It's time this 15 year old starts buying plastic diamonds and singing about all the vapes and monster cans he consumes weekly. Soon, he should start saying "ey bro follow my gram" or "whats crackin g ya'll got any of that nic?" Women cannot resist such a confident personality as a rapper. A big plus: FACE TATS. This is a guaranteed way to establish yourself. I'd recommend something profane, such as badly drawn male genitalia. We haven't even gotten to the rapping part of this personality yet: Make sure your raps make no sense. It's time to make sure everyone thinks you said "horse" when you really said "nicotine". Because at the same time you're still hopelessly addicted to this. Next: you need to beat up the nerds, but instead of lunch money, tell them to follow your soundcloud and check out your mixtape. At the same time, you need to tell everyone who bullies you for being a total idiot that they'll regret it when you "come up". Because obviously your rapping skills will one day score you a major deal with DefJam or Atlantic. Finally: wear the stupidest clothes ever and totally prevent anyone from hiring you in a job interview. You've now become a very romantic and attractive 15 year old.
I'm single, though...
KyloAPPROVES wrote:
Nah we already chose my other sister to be the billionaire
Yes yes yes... aiming for the high things in life is champ level
- Ph.D or Doctorate: 1 min
- Multi-Millionaire or Multi-Billionaire... or going for trillionaire
- IQ above 140
- Multiple businesses, investing etc
- Combat specialist : pro boxer, bjj black belt etc
And being self made, Extremely creatives and with ideas, organization! YES YES YES
Aim for the big balls!
ShoyoHinataOfficial wrote:
I'm single, though...
What you need some venture capitalists helping you out my comrade... lel I like self made ya know so many probabilities in life ahhh... I smell money
Jaya318 yo lmao dafuk happened to your cat ?
lol what is that, a warecat ?