WHY grapes are great.
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RandomChessPlayer62 wrote:
A long while ago I made a forum post on grapes and how cool they are. See, the issue is that I didn't explain all the reasons that make them so great. Top 10 reasons why grape good in 3, 2, 1
1. Tasty I eat the grape because tasty
2. Small and portable you can carry them in like idk in your nose if you're daring and its super easy
3. They do the little pop before you get to the juice and it's satisfying
4. You can slurp up the juice with your teeth like a vampire after puncturing the grape skin
5. The skin is pretty tasty too
6. The juice isn't all liquid-y it's kinda like that jelly
7. I think they did surgery on a grape once and that's cool
8. They grow on vines like how cool is that huh
9. There's never just one
10. They make the fine wines when they die
Eat the grapes, post the nonsense, and wait 'til you're legally allowed to before drinking the fine wine.
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A long while ago I made a forum post on grapes and how cool they are. See, the issue is that I didn't explain all the reasons that make them so great. Top 10 reasons why grape good in 3, 2, 1
1. Tasty I eat the grape because tasty
2. Small and portable you can carry them in like idk in your nose if you're daring and its super easy
3. They do the little pop before you get to the juice and it's satisfying
4. You can slurp up the juice with your teeth like a vampire after puncturing the grape skin
5. The skin is pretty tasty too
6. The juice isn't all liquid-y it's kinda like that jelly
7. I think they did surgery on a grape once and that's cool
8. They grow on vines like how cool is that huh
9. There's never just one
10. They make the fine wines when they die
Eat the grapes, post the nonsense, and wait 'til you're legally allowed to before drinking the fine wine.