WHY IS THE KING SO LAZY ! 🙀


Hmm, I would prefer to be the Queen. Travelling long distances practically everywhere. Being the best piece on the board. The king just hobbles around


Surly the king should be leading is army from the front , and not waving 👋 them “ goodbye “ from the rear 🙀

Fat, lazy and misogynistic?
Thanks a lot!

Fat, lazy and misogynistic?
Thanks a lot!
you are welcome

I honestly cant say whether you are joking or not

Surly the king should be leading is army from the front , and not waving 👋 them “ goodbye “ from the rear 🙀
that doesnt make sense.
Do generals in armies fight at the frontlines?

Hmm, I would prefer to be the Queen. Travelling long distances practically everywhere. Being the best piece on the board. The king just hobbles around
You also have a fat target on your head

Surly the king should be leading is army from the front , and not waving 👋 them “ goodbye “ from the rear 🙀
that doesnt make sense.
Do generals in armies fight at the frontlines?
Back in the old days, they did.
Chess represents ancient warfare, not modern war.

Surly the king should be leading is army from the front , and not waving 👋 them “ goodbye “ from the rear 🙀
that doesnt make sense.
Do generals in armies fight at the frontlines?
Back in the old days, they did.
Chess represents ancient warfare, not modern war.
Yeah but the rules have been changed quite a bit from the original rules, for example the queen was pretty weak, iirc.

1.This is one of the best reasons to play the bongcloud
2.The 'queen' was actually not the queen since we are discussing 'ancient chess' here. It would be his prime minister or second in command
So both the queen AND the king were equally lazy and castling was invented waay later too.