Wish Corruption Game

Wish granted! An unicorn comes galloping by, with rainbows shooting out of its... backside. One of them hits you square in the face, blinding you, and causing searing pain. Though, you're not sure if the pain was from the rainbow itself, or the other stuff that came out of the unicorn's... backside.

I wish there were no more Mondays.

Wish granted, but Tuesdays become the new most annoying day of the week for you.

I wish for air conditioning.

O.O and Wish granted!

You get a giant air conditioning plant put in every corner of the world wo the temperature is always rite, but it breaksand spews hot air in summer and cold air in winter.

I wish for my broken leg to heal.

Wish granted. Your leg heals, and you're so happy that you literally jump for joy once you get out of the cast. You land poorly though, and break both legs! So after many moons of healing again, you're finally out of the cast. But you're smart. You know not to jump for joy again. Unfortunately, something still went wrong anyway. Your legs didn't heal correctly, and they'll have to rebreak them to set things right.

I wish people didn't get hurt.

Wish granted. People no longer get hurt, but depression runs rampant instead.

I wish for medicinized fried chicken

Wish granted. Someone came up with the bright idea to inject chicken with medication that is passed along to us when we eat it. However, an unknown latent side effect caused the chickens to mutate. They started going wild, and began eating other live chicken. Attempts to separate them was met with great resistance. A simple fence could no longer stop the desire of the medicated chickens to chase and eat any other chicken in sight. They would peck right through even if it meant their own bodies were shredded trying to pass the jagged opening. The owners later found out that some of these chickens didn't die even when shards and wires from the fence pierced their hearts. The mutation, much like the medication was passed on to humans... beginning the zombie apocalypse.

I wish there was a way to prevent the zombie apocalypse.

Wish granted. It turned out that Sunshiny, the wisher of that last wish, contained special properties that allowed zombies to be so bloated they explode if they ate a small piece of him/her. So he/she was fed to the zomebies and everyone was saved.

I wish someone else would use my wish.

Wish granted. Your best friend gets your wish. Your best friend wishes for the both of you to be happy for the rest of your lives. It's corrupted though. Now you both will be miserable for the rest of your lives. What's worse is that the corruption to your wish makes you live forever.

I wish never to never grow old.

Wish granted.  You are enternally young, but everyone you know and love eventually passes away which leaves you in eternal misery.

I wish to meet One Direction!!! :D

Wish granted. You win backstage passes to see One Direction. During the show, people start to rush the stage. One Direction were suprised and suddenly trampled by them. You realize that infected people are attacking others. People were infected, and started to infect others, when you decided to run and hide. After a while, you were spotted, but managed to escape into One Direction's private room, leaving the infected right outside the door. You hear movement behind you when they say "Hi..." It's dark, but you recognize the five boys as One Direction! However, as the clouds move, and the moonlight pierces the room like a spotlight, you notice their bodies and faces have been torn, and bitten to pieces. They begin to convulse and vomit blood, before looking at you with an animalistic hunger, and baring their teeth with a low growl.

I wish life was like the movies.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's a horror movie, and you're the first to die in it.

I wish for a thousand more wishes!

Wish granted. You get a thousand wishes, all corrupted. Your first wish would be that none of your wishes were corrupted, and your wish comes true. You no longer have corrupted wishes, or any wishes at all!

I wish for more fish.

Wish granted. Fish multiply by the thousands, kicking the older generation out of the water and become land creatures due to a strange phenomenon known as evolution. Humans act hostile towards them, provoking them to take over the world, which they do, and put you into an aquarium to swim around in for the land-fishs' amusement.

I wish I knew how to play the king's gambit!

Wish granted. You learn the opening moves: 1. e4 e5 2. f4, but that's all you learn, and are constantly beaten whenever you try it.

I wish more chess variations were on this site.

Wish granted.  More chess variations are added, but it causes a site overload and chess.com gets shut down.  :(

I wish for this wish to go to another person, but it cannot be corrupted.

Wish granted. The wish goes to your worst enemy, and that person wishes horrible things to happen to you. Since it's not corrupted, horrible things happen to you.

I wish everybody was nice.

Wish granted.  Everyone is cheerful and nice :) but then the zombie apocalypse comes and everyone dies, which means there is no point in being nice if you are dead.  :/

I wish for Justin Beiber to stop smoking pot so girls will stop cutting for Beiber.

Wish granted. However, the entire situation turns 180 degrees when Bieber starts cutting himself, so girls start smoking pot...

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I wish I could get that image out of my head!

Wish granted. Justin Bieber stops smoking pot, and switches to harder drugs. The girls had stopped cutting, but the thought of him now on harder drugs drives the girls insane, and they all get put into mental hospitals.

I wish life was easy.

Wish granted. The image is out of your head because all of the second hand pot smoking has permanently affected your ability to think and see straight.

(See my last post for wish.)