Witty remarks/retorts

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Somtimes it gets pretty funny when players are chatting back and forth during a game. Howabout some examples of the stuff people say. I am not counting the "your a lousy player" "thats not what your mother said!" stuff. I asked a guy what his name meant (written in German) and he said "I am a malignant narcissist" and I said "you must be fun at parties!"  Tongue out Btw I am not saying my own remark is that witty just giving an example.

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Has it ever occured to you  - human nature being what it is - that people who make 'witty' remarks during a game are just trying to put you off? I do not indulge in this particular tactic but would offer the following to you the next time someone attempts to be 'creative' -

"Is that your car I can see from my window about to be towed away?"

If they persist then it will speak volumes of their desire to actually play the game.     

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Or maybe he's my ex-wife. With some heavy-duty surgery ...

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pathfinder416 wrote:

Or maybe he's my ex-wife. With some heavy-duty surgery ...


Funny!!!

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LisaV wrote:

For what it's worth, Malignant Narcissism is a recent song by Rush.  He may have been referring to the song to see if you were a Rush fan.  :)


I guess your right. Could have been the Rush reference.

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ekorbdal wrote:

Has it ever occured to you  - human nature being what it is - that people who make 'witty' remarks during a game are just trying to put you off? I do not indulge in this particular tactic but would offer the following to you the next time someone attempts to be 'creative' -

"Is that your car I can see from my window about to be towed away?"

If they persist then it will speak volumes of their desire to actually play the game.     


 ekorbdal, I have had this kind of thing happen where I was laughing during a blitz game and It hard to concentrate. I guess I did  a poor description because I am talking about the mostly negative things people say when they are mad and then there is a witty reply.

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a cheater playing philosophy

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(player 1) 'Check mate!'

(Player 2) 'I live in Kensington, not Bethnal Green if you don't mind.'