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Short answer is be Asian.

@saygrrmanytimes wait what do people believe to be your age? Besides why care what other people think? It’s just an opinion. And opinions don’t matter.

Because people's opinions influence how they act. However I guess I should just stop caring so much about it

They think I'm anywhere between 6 and 12

Wish they would say that about Woolly ! 🙀

Ιετ Με δυεζζ γου άσε α τεεη ος γουηδ αφυΙτ ος οτΗες

Wooly, I'm afraid that speaking to cats is terribly outdated.

ΙοΙ

There’s too many disbelievers on the forums ! …..people keep telling me I’m not a cat ! 🙀

I'm saying that your paws are too big to type on a keyboard correctly. . .

Superior to dogs, only😤

Assuming you actually DO act like a demented bozo in front of women, lolmastrr, you should ask yourself why would you want to stop.

Now, if by demented you mean a psychopath, then, yes, please do stop. I suggest you put a nickle in the jar every time you make people feel like carrying mace when you're around.

HOWEVER, if you mean you feel like you're coming across as an unserious person...GOOD! Life is not meant to be such a burden that we can't laugh at ourselves!

So, long story short (too late), be someone who can be counted on, has a good sense of humor, be a man of your word, and treat everyone with kindness. That means you be the best you God made you to be!

Nothing wrong with being a Bozo if you're a kind Bozo.

I appreciate the back up, Oakleaf, but witty would never recommend duct tape!

B-O-R-I-N-G

It's such an ugly grey color. I think people don't have enough appreciation for lovely green painters tape, you know?

A common problem,saygreemanytimes!

I think I can give you some sound advice on this subject! Something I don't always claim...

Anyways, my advice to you is that you use the Witty Calendar plan.

First, you would act far younger than most people think you are on day 1. Then, on day 2, act far OLDER than what most people think you are. Continue this pattern until those around you, after being unable to make up their minds about how old you are, will then just average the two out and should come to round about your actual age!

There is a downside to this plan, I should warn you.

You'll need to purchase some items to enact the plan. You will need some Depends Diapers (adult diapers because you're not actually young enough for diapers), and you'll also need some denture cream and prunes.

Other that those two expenditures, I don't see any downsides to this plan.

Ooooh, now this i like! An easy peasy question!!

Whew, love it when I don't have to use my brains too much!

Bribery. Hello? Surprised you didn't figure that one out yourself.

This might explain why you need help in the test taking department, my friend. 🤣

Normally, I would advise keeping up to date to avoid being accused of being a fuddy duddy.

Great news! There is a way to be outdated and still be cool!

Someone, maybe a salesman or something during a pitch, came up with the word "retro".

That's when being outdated is cool.

So then lets say it all together, everyone......talking cats are cool! 😽

What this thread is about?

Alex, good question!

Please let me know once you find out.

Meanwhile, my advice is to not look too hard.

@witty_cupcake thank you for your response. Maybe I should be abit more specific on what I mean to ‘a demented bozo’ here is a list of things that happen:
-slurred/ increased stuttering
-nervous laughter
-my body is a complete wreck
-I say to myself mentally “to not fucking embarrass yourself or you’ll fuck this over”
-nervous habits such as slouching, biting nails, not speaking as much and or standing at a distance.
This is quite embarrassing to talk with my therapist about this subject. How ever I am going to bring duct tape with me when ever I am in public or a more feminine place as because I get dragged there by any of my female relatives. (It sucks!!!) anyhoo if you respond, pre-thanks!!!

Are you offering FREE wisdom to knuckleheads? 
I am interested if that's on offer