🌸 WRITE YOUR CHESS RESUME 😅😅

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🐿️ SKILL ISSUES er SKILL SET

Expertise in strategic blunders: I have developed a keen sense of how to make the worst possible moves in any given situation, ensuring that my opponents can easily exploit my weaknesses.
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Objective:

To showcase my unique and unconventional approach to chess, which has led to an impressive record of losing every single game I've played.
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Exceptional sportsmanship: I always congratulate my opponents on their well-deserved victories (which many times resulted in me getting banned) and never let my losing streak dampen my enthusiasm for the game.
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Commendable writing skills:
Whenever I got banned for a week, I got back within minutes by writing an emotionally charged letter to chess com resulting in revoking the ban.
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Why
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Your just the sort of opponent, that I’ve been looking for ! ✌️😎
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#7 come
Let’s play meow
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This is actually really cool, but most of the otf people don’t want to spend 20 minutes on a fake resume.
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HELP I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT SAID WRITE YOUR CHEESE RESUME

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#11 LOL you see what you want to see