Write Your Will Here.
Property: a random dude I met on Hypixel
Head: Mythbusters
Debts: ItzKreiger
Family Heirloom: Tom Cruise
A Chewed Pencil: Basix
Umm... sure. Money: Half to Blue, half to Dragon. Property: All to Raven. Debts: Baby. Family heirloom: Pie. A chewed pencil: Yatta.
All of these unnotorized wills are going to be contested in court and the process will drag on for years. The legal fees will far exceed the value of properties inherited. It will be like Bleak House by Charles Dickens.
I want to be made a mummy when I am dead.
It is to be stipulated in the will that the heir must not only maintain my remains, but store me upright in their home.
In the event of an undead apocalypse, I may be woken with the Book of the Dead to do battle against or possibly take control over the zombies.
Property: basix ( I got a swimming pool)
Head: ( I don’t trust anyone with my head you guys are freaky ESPECIALLY DIRT )
Debts: 1,00,57$ to raven
Family Heirloom: (wth is that?)
A Chewed Pencil: dirt
Money: Evenly split between my immediate family
Property: No one gets it. It’ll be for sale for how much I bought it for accounting for inflation. The profits would be evenly split between my immediate family.
Head: Will be frozen in ice and out in a sealed box so it will never melt and be preserved.
Debts: Don’t have any and don’t plan to but if I do all my debts go to the annoying flat earther kid
Family Heirloom: My family doesn’t have one but if we did it would be passed down to the child of me or either of my siblings if me or none of my siblings have any children then it’ll belong to the closest relative.
Chewed Pencil: Assuming it’s chewed by me, Anyone who would be willing to record ,save, and preserve my DNA.
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