Yo Mama
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Yo mama so scary, Ghosts are scared of her!
Yo mama so fat i dun missed 3 episodes when she walked past the TV!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
Lol
Feb 8, 2021
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#11
Your momma so fat that when someone said, “it’s chilly outside”, she ran to the kitchen and got a bowl.
Feb 8, 2021
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#12
Your momma so poor that when she went to the drive through at McDonald’s, she asked if she could put a milkshake on layaway.
Bumped to the top!
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Lol
Feb 8, 2021
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#17
Your momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!
Haha
Bumped to the top!
Yo mama so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she HAS to go down!