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IT IS TIME TO UNLEASH YOUR BEST YO MAMA JOKES. I WILL RATE THE JOKES OUT OF 100! BE SURE YOUR JOKE IS GOOD SO EVERYBODY CAN LAFF

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WeakLava wrote:

Yo mommas so fat.  I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

75/100

super original!

but, only amusing, not funny

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WeakLava wrote:

Yo mommas so fat.  She jumped up and got stuck.

i dont really understand rhis but from what i can comprehend 

.......

10/100

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WeakLava wrote:

Yo mommas so fat.  Her belt size is equator.

30/100

mundane

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WeakLava wrote:

Yo mommas so fat.  Her blood type is rocky road.

so-so

50/100

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your mama is so fat her belly button arrives 15 minutes before the rest of her.

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SquirrelGravy wrote:

your mama is so fat her belly button arrives 15 minutes before the rest of her.

pretty funny, original.

75/100 could be funnier, more interesting

 

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You’re mommas so fat mathematicians used her to make the perfect circle
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dbel19 wrote:
You’re mommas so fat mathematicians used her to make the perfect circle

10/100 

most fat ppl bellies aren't a perfect circle. if it was they wouldn't be fat

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Yo mama so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Your mother is so fat, her belt size is equator.

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Your mama's so old, she used to drive chariots to high school.

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Yo mama so fat that when she’s on the beach she’s the only one getting a tan