Yo mama so ugly she even made the illuminati close its eye.
YO MOMMA jokes
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Yo mamma so fat that when I tried to drive around her i ran out of gas
Yo mamma so fat that when she tried out for the survivor show they said "we already have an island"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
That stunk
Yo mama so stupid she ran herself over with her car
Yo mama so fat they had to change "one size fits all" to "one size fits most"
Yo mama so poor she takes the trash in.
Ha
Yo mama so ulgy that when she took her dog to an ugly dog contest... SHE won
Anyone got any good ones?
Yo mama so fat I just imagined her in my head... and broke my neck. *drops mic*
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a nail she sounded like a kid squeaking a balloon for a week.
Nice ones yall
But, yo mama so poor she hangs her toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama so ugly, she's been taken to the pound more times that she has failed 6th grade
You mama so ugly that when she went to and ugly contest they said "no profetionals"