YO MOMMA jokes
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Your so rude that you call everyone’s moms ugly and fat
Yo momma so fat that when she gets on a scale it says "one at a time"
Yo momma so fat that when she gets cut marshmallow fluff comes out
Your mom so fat that she sunk the titanic
yo mama so stupid, she studied for a covid test
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said “I need you weight, not your phone number”
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said “to be continued”
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in a mirror it said “viewer discretion advised”
Your momma is so uglay ...she looked Out the Window and Got arrested. Your momma is so fat god couldnt Put light on the world until she left Your momma is so stupid she calls U :" son of a b**CH!"
yo mama so fat when God said “let there be light” he just asked her to move outta the way
yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves
Jun 15, 2023
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#96
Yo mama absolutely roasted you when you told her that her jokes weren’t funny she said i made you
Yo momma is so stupid she gets lost in a Phone booth
Jun 17, 2023
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#98
Yo momma so fat that the greatest discovery was when they searched in her neck
Jun 17, 2023
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#99
Why did Stephen Hawking only tell one-liner jokes?
Because he cant do stand up.
true that