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Oh, you're bored? Well, have you considered pursuing a career in professional staring? You can spend hours perfecting your vacant gaze and see just how long you can maintain eye contact with random strangers. It's a surefire way to cure boredom while simultaneously confusing and unsettling those around you. Or how about starting a collection of uniquely shaped potato chips? You never know when you'll stumble upon the holy grail of snacks—an uncanny resemblance to a famous celebrity or an intricate work of art. Plus, you'll have a ready-made excuse to avoid any social interaction because, hey, you have to protect your precious chip collection at all costs. So, embrace the absurd, my friend, and find amusement in the most unconventional and silly pursuits. May your boredom be transformed into laughter and unexpected adventures!