Your a 90's kid if...

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chasm1995

You think Kurt Cobain's wife did it. (Any Nirvana fan knows what I'm talking about)

You think Chris Cornell is better off with Soundgarden than with Audioslave.

You mourned the death ofLayne Staley. (Alice in Chains fans understand this)

You think Green Day sounds like a boy band compared to The Offspring and that Bowling For Soup is the Justin Beiber of Punk Rock.

You think that Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid is the best Collective Soul album.

You know the connection between Pearl Jam and Mother Love Bone.

varelse1
Vanessa_Martinez wrote:
linuxblue1 wrote:

You learnt in the 90's that you had to hold on for one more day:

 

ya

Tried that yesterday. Not much improvement.

SPARTANEMESIS
chasm1995 wrote:

You think Kurt Cobain's wife did it. (Any Nirvana fan knows what I'm talking about)

You think Chris Cornell is better off with Soundgarden than with Audioslave.

You mourned the death ofLayne Staley. (Alice in Chains fans understand this)

You think Green Day sounds like a boy band compared to The Offspring and that Bowling For Soup is the Justin Beiber of Punk Rock.

You think that Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid is the best Collective Soul album.

You know the connection between Pearl Jam and Mother Love Bone.

Maybe she had something to do with it?  (Any fan knows what I'm talking about, and many who are not fans.)

gaereagdag

Maybe she escaped to Malibu:

chasm1995
SPARTANEMESIS wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:

You think Kurt Cobain's wife did it. (Any Nirvana fan knows what I'm talking about)

You think Chris Cornell is better off with Soundgarden than with Audioslave.

You mourned the death ofLayne Staley. (Alice in Chains fans understand this)

You think Green Day sounds like a boy band compared to The Offspring and that Bowling For Soup is the Justin Beiber of Punk Rock.

You think that Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid is the best Collective Soul album.

You know the connection between Pearl Jam and Mother Love Bone.

Maybe she had something to do with it?  (Any fan knows what I'm talking about, and many who are not fans.)

Maybe the mistress, too, had something to do with it, but nobody truly knows.

varelse1

You used the word "Not!" as a complete sentence.

You had a poster of Garth Brooks in your room.

gaereagdag

Your happiest moment of the 1990's was when these metal monsters hit your TV screen in 1998 [at least for UK TV;I can't comment on US TV].

robotwars!!!!!!!

gaereagdag

If robotwars was food for the mind, the 1990's had well...food for far more base intentions. Every week you got your pervfest by watching the women on this show:

gaereagdag

I mean, come on. Nobody watched that show to see who won any of the stupid events. All you cared about was the bust size of the gladiators. Laughing

varelse1

Guilty!Laughing

gaereagdag

I also ask for a plea bargain. Can I be guilty of being a voyeur instead of a perv your honour Laughing

gaereagdag

Gladiators. Responsible for more sexual self-discovery in teenage boys than all of Hugh Heffner's magazines and hot tubs put together Cool

varelse1

winerkleiner
linuxblue1 wrote:

I mean, come on. Nobody watched that show to see who won any of the stupid events. All you cared about was the bust size of the gladiators.

Guilty

gaereagdag

We are all guilty! Maybe our sentence should be eternal suspension from this suspension bridge while being choked forvever by the female gladiator Flame:

varelse1

You have wever refered to anybody as "Brown-noser"

You thought the Blair Witch Project was real.

gaereagdag

THe Blair Witch Project wasn't real?

What? It was a documentary right? It had to be real. Hpw could anyone suggest that it wasn't? Laughing

gaereagdag

You wonder why rap is everywhere. What happened to rock like this? Frown

varelse1
linuxblue1 wrote:

THe Blair Witch Project wasn't real?

What? It was a documentary right? It had to be real. Hpw could anyone suggest that it wasn't?

LOL

chasm1995
varelse1 wrote:

You have wever refered to anybody as "Brown-noser"

I never say brown-noser; I just say, "Hey, I think there's something brown on the tip of your nose, there."