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Oh Wilo, where did you learn to be so handsome, charming, beautiful, talented, kind, intelligent, bashful, brave, tenacious, unique, inspirational, creative, charming, and humble?
Don't worry, my friend. I inscribed all of my secrets at the peak of mount Everest.
Ah, just another one of my former customers! I'm sure you forgot after I wiped your memory.
Tips are appreciated.
aw so sweet morbz
WBO_ElDiablo69 wrote:
This is diabolical! 🤣🤣🤣
Another customer, perhaps?
Well, Perhaps I shall get to work than.
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Very interesting indeed.🗿
#4 was it as beautiful of a corpse-and-trash filled view as you imagined?
It was before I arrived. I transformed that mountain into the pristine environment it is today, fit with an elevator and a walmart.
Aug 10, 2025
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Oh Wilo, where did you learn to be so handsome, charming, beautiful, talented, kind, intelligent, bashful, brave, tenacious, unique, inspirational, creative, charming, and humble?
Anyone can do it, Abtectous! Or you can buy my brand new course!
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the chess.com dating experience of a lifetime, hosted by the one, the only, your beloved, Wilo. I've seen so many desperate forum posts from our cherished members begging for a significant other. I simply could not just stand by idly. I thought to myself, "Who will help these poor desperate souls find their perfect match? won't someone step up to the mantle?" At that moment, Inspiration struck. If no one else would take the mantle? I myself will become the cupid of this place. Everyday, thousands of people approach me and ask, "Oh Wilo, where did you learn to be so handsome, charming, beautiful, talented, kind, intelligent, bashful, brave, tenacious, unique, inspirational, creative, charming, and humble?" I simply responded: "Well, my good citizen a magician never reveals his secrets. Luckily I'm no magician." A few minutes later, she approached me again and thanked me. "I just got a boyfriend, a new job, and won the lottery!" Don't you too wish to attain such heights? I'm sure you all will come begging at my doorstep soon enough.
For the small price of not making any "person above you" threads for a day, you too can experience the matchmaking magic!