first game (parody of "fifteen")

You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the mornin' of your very first game
You say "hi" to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of anxiety's way
It's your starting match and you're gonna be here
For the next four days in this hotel
Hopin' one of those arbiters will wink at you and say

"You know, your opponent isn't here"

Cause in your first game
Somebody tells u its touch move, you're gonna believe it
Cause in your first game
Your heart beats fast like sunrise
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is chess before you know how good you really are
In your first game

Nice

Would you rather win by forfeit or draw an amazing game?

Guess what this is a parody of

draw an amazing game obviously
I always win forfeits here by chomping on hanging pieces.

I would rather win a brilliancy.

fifteen 🥹

yassss

huh?

What makes it cringe?

so are you lmao