Ze zombie apocalypse simulation

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I also knock 17rileyc out

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OP warps back in time.

"Guys! You guys don't have any items yet! You each only have a bottle and canned food.

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Sorry, actually only the bottle... I was a little hungry.

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Sorry, actually only the bottle... I was a little hungry.

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Forget this ever happened, okay? You guys are in a deadly situation with fire everywhere. RUN!

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OK! Running now!!!

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7:32

 

Pop: 10,475/7 billion zombies.

BluRRVelcity recalls eating everyone's food and then getting knocked out again. What a shame.


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7:32:25

 

Pop: 10,587/7 billion zombies.

BluRRVelocity starts running and shouts, "BYE!!!!!"


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I run so fast, even the fire is surprised

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Yup, and then I find a old abandoned brick building that will serve as a good safehouse

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I try putting the fire out by spitting on it.

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7:32:25

 

Pop: 10,631/7 billion zombies.

As the other two just sit and do nothing, BluRRVelocity finds an abandoned brick house, but there's a strange noise coming from it.

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No need, I can speak fire language. I told it to go to the white house...

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"Ooo, That sounded just like my stomach..."

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7:35

Pop: 10,701/7 billion zombies.

BluRRVelocity yells at the house while a stranger comes up and grabs his shoulder.

Do you:

Run, screaming,

Hide in the house without turning back, or

Turn back...

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Turn back

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7:35:10

Pop: 10,703/7 billion zombies.

BluRRVelocity turns back, just to see a nice stack of Pringles cans. There were 4.

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I eat three of his Pringles and spitefully crush the third.

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I smile because they were probably infected with the zombie spores. But i don't blame 17, he likes food.