But I do have a antidote, because I'm awesome like that. But I'll only give it to 17 on the condition that he doesn't eat my Pringles again...
Ze zombie apocalypse simulation
Hmm... I'll be forced to kill you... that's how it always happens, unless you'll be a friendly zombie. That would be fun at party's :)
8:01
Pop: 50,024/7 billion zombies.
17rileyc and BluRRVelocity's long, pointless conversation ends. There is still one Pringles can left, but who'll eat it? The zombie population has greatly increased. Just then, 17rileyc spots a zombie. What do you do?
8:01
Pop: 50,104/7 billion zombies.
CensoredReality takes a step into worshipping zombism. "This is a bad idea..." -Grandma.
If the next person who posts a comment is a new commenter, then CensoredReality will sacrifice themselves into the zombie horde.
Current user population:
Human: 4
Zombie: 0
8:05
Pop: 50,521/7 billion zombies.
BluRRVelocity (confused) takes a strike of confusion after the long conversation with 17rileyc (crazy).
8:05:10
Pop: 50,548/7 billion zombies.
BluRRVelocity (confused)(crazy)talks to the gods in the sky. "I really am confused!" Instead of eating the Pringles, he gives the spotted zombie the Pringles as a peace offering. Success! He took it. How stupid. Zombie runs off happily dumping Pringles in his mouth.

It's true, I do like food. :-)