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It's true, I do like food. :-)

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But I do have a antidote, because I'm awesome like that. But I'll only give it to 17 on the condition that he doesn't eat my Pringles again...

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17rileyc wrote:

It's true, I do like food. :-)

of course its true, I said it.

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*rolls eyes*

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So what do you say 17? You are getting more zombie like every second...

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I say I'll do as I please, youngster.

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OK, so you want to be a zombie?

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I'm already dead in the head, why not be completely undead?

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Hmm... I'll be forced to kill you... that's how it always happens, unless you'll be a friendly zombie. That would be fun at party's :)

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I don't like parties. Unless there's food.

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8:01

Pop: 50,024/7 billion zombies.

17rileyc and BluRRVelocity's long, pointless conversation ends. There is still one Pringles can left, but who'll eat it? The zombie population has greatly increased. Just then, 17rileyc spots a zombie. What do you do?

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8:01

Pop: 50,104/7 billion zombies.

CensoredReality takes a step into worshipping zombism. "This is a bad idea..." -Grandma.

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If the next person who posts a comment is a new commenter, then CensoredReality will sacrifice themselves into the zombie horde.

Current user population:

Human: 4

Zombie: 0

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8:02

Yell

Well... that's not good.

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Umm... I'm confused.

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8:05

Pop: 50,521/7 billion zombies.

BluRRVelocity (confused) takes a strike of confusion after the long conversation with 17rileyc (crazy).

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He's a confusing dude, don't blame me!

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So I give the Pringles to the zombies as a peace offering...

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8:05:10

Pop: 50,548/7 billion zombies.

BluRRVelocity (confused)(crazy)talks to the gods in the sky. "I really am confused!" Instead of eating the Pringles, he gives the spotted zombie the Pringles as a peace offering. Success! He took it. How stupid. Zombie runs off happily dumping Pringles in his mouth.

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And waiting for an answer...