I think " I'm confused and crazy, so everything is normal, except for the small fact that there are zombies everywhere, and people are worshiping them..." so I explore the building...
Ze zombie apocalypse simulation
8:11
Pop: 50,820/7 billion zombies.
Sitting in the house, BluRRVelocity (Coming back to his senses) thinks about how his entire life is falling apart...
8:31
Pop: 52,175/ 7 billion
YankeWang finally finishes gobbling up his can of tomorrow flavored Pringles and thinks, "Hey, this tastes like good luck!"

8:10
Pop: 50,802/7 billion zombies.
After realizing the gods will not answer, BluRRVelocity (Confused, crazy) goes inside of the brick shelter.