Zombie Apocalypse

If a zombie apocalypse occurred, how safe would you be? What would you do to survive?

Rule #1: This is the most important rule. Never forget this: You don't have to outrun the zombies. You just have to outrun your friend. This is easier if you tie their shoelaces together.

At this point they may not be your friend anymore, though!

I would go to work because I work at Chatsworth House. If you Google it, you will see many excellent fortifications, including a hunting tower. It's isolated so I would see them coming, there are firearms on site, vehicles, food and water, good chances of survival. I've given this some thought...

You mean MJ is trying to eat me? Give him popcorn.

How about Vampire Apocalypse.

Vampires with Guns!

Rick can. Kill brainless weaponless zombies only.

What if the zombies were smart and began to use weapons?

Yeah! While Vampires are sleeping. You are lucky only Blade is a daywalker.

Are you sure  you are not a zombie?

Cryssis is a Terminator like Arnold. Organic Tissue over metals. Zombies, Vampires can't feed on him.

Well if he is a zombie himself then how can any zombie or vampire eat him

I mean Cryssis is Machine. Looks human but really a machine. You didn't watch Terminator?

I know terminator. I have watched it. 

So you are saying cryysis Is a human looking machine?

Yes

Yep....he's Rick Grimes

Okay, now this is getting out of hand. Zombie killer? Oh boy