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You look towards the right, and suddenly a forest appears... How convenient? 

I check my inventory

i hide in a regular looking bush to hide from the zombies

You find a legendary teleportation scroll, which can take you directly to a place with oranges, and back, though all scroll types are rare, and you could use this later. You also find a pocket knife!

The zombies are dumb, and move towards you (from smell) but don't do anything since they can't see you, your surrounded by zombies which are technically no threat at the moment.

I check my inventory.

You find a legendary teleportation scroll, which can take you directly to anywhere, and back, though all scroll types are rare, and you could use this later. You also find a pocket knife!

Wait if I use the scroll it disappears?

You can use it twice before it disappears! aka reach somewhere and then come back.

I will use the pocket knife to dig a hole

Ok. I'm not teleporting then. How do I get to where I need to go?

You dig, it will take 10 minutes to reach an escapeable distance, meanwhile you aren't allowed to do anything else.

You must head towards the Grind, more info at the start of forum...

No i will just dig a hole and hide in it and make a loud sound so the zombies will see and they will think i am not here from visual proof then i get out

Ugh that sounds dangerous

Can I ignore the pain in my leg or will it make fighting more difficult?

You do that, and nothing happens.

You will die in 3 days, booms a voice from the clouds.

Ugh

Goes to the scary terrible place that I loathe