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You've recently added a new bot called Mittens and its rating is 1 huh? That goddamn thing plays chess way too precisely for its appearance! Dear chess.com this is not funny and your website must be banned for trolling! I was thinking of leaving your website and never come back. Didn't you have enough courage to mention it's real rating at least?

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Imagine getting mad over an imaginary cat.

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NotAMasterButPrettySolid1 wrote:
Rodgy wrote:

Imagine getting mad over an imaginary cat.

Have you played Mittens yet??? That absurd thing might drive you crazy too. I was almost breaking my laptop after I played a few games with that stupid garbage. That $ht also keeps saying twaddles. ugh

Bro 💀

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this is hilarious 

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i think he just hates cats, which is reasonable. But dont make a whole forum dedicated to it, man.

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wtf I beat mittens blindfolded, I guess some people just suck at chess...

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I dont think a 2000 could beat both hikaru and gotham

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RomaInvict wrote:

i said approx, up 500 or 750 so 2750

 

thats not approx lol

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Everyone, after testing this robot beat chess.com 3200stockfish engine, so don't worry, you will definitely not be able to beat the cat

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Cats are much smarter than humans.

I get up at 5 am and go out to work in the cold. My cats get up, eat and go back to sleep on my bed. When I get time off I buy food for them, bring it to them, open the can and serve them. When they have done eating, I wash up while they sleep some more.

You cannot compete with an animal that smart.

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Guys it has an elo of 1, I mean I beat that thing like 4 times today because everyone was talking about it. Are you sure you aren't just bad?

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retromagpie wrote:

Guys it has an elo of 1, I mean I beat that thing like 4 times today because everyone was talking about it. Are you sure you aren't just bad?

I promise I don't believe this thing, if you beat him, you must learn from the help of chess.com tips, and it is impossible to think about defeating him by yourself, he beat the engine with 3200 points

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That's memory and not real level, and it's probably the cause of a system glitch

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Yes, I have to say that the level of this cat is surprisingly high

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I couldn't find the cat in my computer options, did Chess.com get rid of it?

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assassin3752 wrote:

wtf I beat mittens blindfolded, I guess some people just suck at chess...

i dont think a 1500 rated player could beat a bot who beat astockfish blindfolded, liar.

 

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mittens is the chad bot of chess

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Honestly, Mittens is one of the greatest evils that has been on this planet. It has caused me to roll in my bed for hours, constantly thinking about the suffocating trauma that this single cat has caused me. Every second of the day I am forever tormented by a small cat and tears constantly keep flowing down my face I can't handle the trauma anymore. The world as I see it is nothing but the pain I went through when I was facing Mittens on chess.com. I also believe that chess.com has to ban this bot IMMEDIATELY 😡😡🤬🤬😾😾!!11!!1!!1 Otherwise I might not be able to handle the trauma anymore. Because of this forsaken chess bot, every second is worse than the last, my heart is truly broken and this stupid bot has forever changed my life!! It isn't even funny anymore chess.com. My friends have even started telling me to get help! that is simply outrageous if you ask me. if chess.com does NOT remove this bot by the name of 'mittens' some outrageous things will happen. I feel the rage coming deep and hard inside my body I can't bear it anymore, it keeps coming deeper and deeper inside of me, all because of a stupid fake cat! Now I can't even think properly and all I see on my walls is just mittens, it is burned inside my head! PLease fix this IMMediaTELY!

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ANIRUDDHAG1212 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:

wtf I beat mittens blindfolded, I guess some people just suck at chess...

i dont think a 1500 rated player could beat a bot who beat astockfish blindfolded, liar.

 

Ah, so you finally realized it what that 10000000000 IQ brain of yours

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