I think my chuckle stems from this:
schadenfreude: pleasure derived from another person's misfortune.
It exudes from me when dealing with these types (no names are mentioned to protect the non-trolls) But yes, locking would be nice indeed because that REALLY fries their behinds!
Can somebody put a muzzle on whomever is talking but saying nothing? Remember:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.