You should learn that, when people aren't being paid to pretend they care about your approval or opinion, they actually don't really.
Oh no.... the dunce says I'm a dunce....
I am wounded so deeply....
How can I ever regain your approval...
Hey wait, if I'm lumped in with Optimised I don't mind - we both understand the difference between chemical and biological evolution, unlike someone else I know!
Btw - isn't that harassment you're engaging in now?
Of course I never took your standards seriously, but you sure seemed to earlier!
Carry onward!
You're the only person who found that worth saying or reading.
Is that what you do - you try to appear imaginary to people? You try to appear to be many things, don't you? It's probably been your entire life, just dawning a mask at work, climbing your way up... over the housewives full of rage, past the power tripping and repressed gay colleagues, fake smiling your way up... and now you're probably facing down the final 3rd of your life... sad story, bro.
"Donning a mask"
These attempts are pretty weak, for the record. I can't even riff off them, they aren't clever enough.
One of the secrets to my lack of assailability is that I don't make up stuff, so, I can never get caught in lies about my life, etc.
Now that you've ventured into the creepy area of imagining how I must live (for lack of anything better to use as a retort), I'm sad to say that I can now confirm that Shadowtanuki is also smarter than you. I guess "dawning a mask" and "bro" helped, as well,