johnrwebber wrote:
AT 0956 IN UK ALL 10 RECENT POSTS WERE THESE MESSAGES. COME ON CHESS.COM DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PROBLEM OR GET TO BE KNOWN AS A PIMP-SITE AND LOSE MEMBERS. (NO PUN INTENDED)
What was the pun?
Filter out PROSTITUTE messages.
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monitor wrote:
Please ignore these spam messages for now, this person is spamming our forums every day, we catch a lot of them before people realize but some slip through I'm afraid.
We're looking into more permanent methods of stopping this.
Hey monitor.... try this thread for ideas.
Jun 15, 2014
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#24
Perhaps I am being a bit "Mary Whitehouse" about pushing this topic.........and Kleelof look up other definitions of "member". Explaining a pun totally ruins it even if it was a weak pun to start with.
Thanks. But I Sam the king of puns. And as such, I can see there is no pun. Weak or otherwise. :)
johnrwebber wrote:
I resign.
WOOHOO My best win ever!! 
ColonelKnight wrote:
Well we do have lots of members from India. I'm sure the spam is aimed at those members. Personally I've noticed most of it doesn't stay up long.
All the phone numbers are From India. What's absolutely hilarious is the assumption that folks on here have the kind of cash to fly to India and pay to bed a ho. Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha.
If you see any prostitutes wandering aimlessly in these forums, please send them to ME. I'm doing a consumer study of price comparisons. I'll release my findings after ALL the evidence is in. (Don't tell Erik).
How come prostitutes never give coupons?
How do YOU know?
kaynight wrote:
How do you know?
Now THERE'S a way of combining 2 threads. People are allways complaining about worthless points. When you reach so many points, you could cash them in for prostitute coupons and discounts.
I'm registering a formal complaint. Those ads are biased. Its allways females. I propose female ads from 12am, to 12pm. And Chipendale ads from 12pm to 12am for all our female members.
kaynight wrote:
To be fair to Chess.com., do you honestly think anyone in their right mind responds to that guff?
Anyone in their right mind, eh? Guess it doesn't apply to the chess.com community then.
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
Now THERE'S a way of combining 2 threads. People are allways complaining about worthless points. When you reach so many points, you could cash them in for prostitute coupons and discounts.
But only deal locally, lol.
Man, I almost wish I'd actually recieved one of these messages. They sound crazy.
They're here about 4 times a week on the forums (threads), but Erik with his team of do gooders, disolve them as they show up.
Jun 26, 2014
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#39
My membership fee was due today but I will not renew until this problem is sorted out. I warned two weeks ago that this would be my response if nothing was done. I hope other members apply pressure in a like manner.
AT 0956 IN UK ALL 10 RECENT POSTS WERE THESE MESSAGES. COME ON CHESS.COM DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PROBLEM OR GET TO BE KNOWN AS A PIMP-SITE AND LOSE MEMBERS. (NO PUN INTENDED)