Privacy

Maybe he can take a bite out of the deodorizer puck in lieu of a mint.

this is my son at an art museum.  the security gaurd told us to stop.  haha

this is my daughter in a shopping mall--see's candy shop.

during a real salt lake match

i planked a lot this past summer

Hah, I thought you were joking.

So far this one's my favourite:

i'm never joking...

How about extreme ironing?  Any practitioners?

Or extreme chess even?

where are the sharks.  sharks would really give this a boost.

And lasers.  It's stupid without lasers.

 Actually I meant to say, or rather type "end of story" but was distracted by the radio transmissions being broadcast to the filling in my tooth

And as a matter of fact I am in charge of something: (deleted by the NSA in the  interest of national insecurity)

let me guess...  you were listening to rush?

At least you only receive transmissions.  The NSA had my dentist give me a filling that transmits, and now anyone with the right equipment can read my thoughts.