The Random Tournament

This rather random tournament is for sparkly, spontaneous free-thinkers who appreciate the quirky capriciousness of Life.

Do you always wear matching socks?  Do you always know exactly where your mobile/cell phone is at any given time?  Do you go to bed at the same time every night and get up at the same time every morning?  Is sex with your partner a pre-planned event with a set duration and a clockwork game plan?  Do you play chess slowly and joylessly in somber silence with painstaking precision and a serious expression on your face?   

If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then this tournament is probably best avoided - it might blow your brain.  If you need things planned, tidy, colourless, repetitive, super-organized and predictable, then this tourney almost certainly isn't for you.

If, however, you like a little impulsiveness and you recognize that some of the coolest things come flying out of left field when you're least expecting them, you'll be right at home here - so come and join the fun!

3rd place wins a guinea pig in a Christmas hat, 2nd place a large lady in an orange car, and 1st place - the Random Champion - wins a panda with a machine gun. It was obvious, really.

Please note: for logistical reasons, prizes are purely photographic representations of actual Random Things. This should not, however, make them any less Special nor the winning of them any less Randomly Glorious.

So good luck, and may the most random player win!

P.S. Don't forget to post something nice and random on the wall...