This Thread is the Hotel California!

This thread is highway to hell.

This thread is a poor imitation of 4chan.

4chan without the talent.

When all else fails only one video is left for a thread like this:

This Thread has the largesse to accommodate its occasional detractors.

This thread has the right to appoint an attorney.

This Thread however cannot--will not--remain silent!

This Thread is both judge and jury.

I plead guilty to any charges of being a crass, tasteless thread warper.

My plea bargain is the lesser charge of using this thread for selfish artistic purposes.

You can't take This Thread anywhere it didn't already know how to go!

This thread belongs in the Smithsonian.

This Thread actually got its start at Mr Smithson's house.

And possibly at Albertson's house.

(Dammit winer, I didn't get that one.)

Lol how about Jackson's house?

Ooooo, this is really messing with my mind...

DON'T CALL THIS THREAD STUPID.

It's Saturday it should be at least a little messed up!