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2967. And you have experienced every single sign posted here (yes, all 2000+)
2965. You think it is possible to master chess and every possibility. 2966. And you think you will do it.
i can do that easy in mabye 20 mins (joke)
2968. You think 2000+ players aren't strong.
2969. You think you can learn to play like chess engines.
2970: Chess is scored like golf so your rating of 1 means your the best in the world.
2971: you don't know how to stop with repetitive moves.
2972: You play until mate.2973: You think Dmitry Andreikin won't win the Candidates
2974: In time pressure in a team game, you accidentaly press your teammate's clock, resulting in him losing on time.
2975. You tell your opponent your strategy, thinking that he will be confused.2976. You've won every game you've played--against yourself2977. You just now found out about the World Championship2978. You don't watch the World Championship live analysis because it's too mainstream2979. You get a "Top Unrated" trophy in a tourney when you're the only unrated in your section and you got 1/2 a point in byes.2980. You get a 2 point score because you asked for 4 1/2 point byes2981. You always ask for byes on as many rounds as possible2982. You offer a draw on move 12983. You don't like chess2984. You think checkers is better for the mind than chess2985. You only play chess because the pieces look coooooooool
Let me ask you gentlemen something. With 2,985 signs you don't know enough about chess, how can you be so sure that some of those haven't been repeated? Making the number 2,985 less than what it really is?
Whos up for reading through these?
I know, right? It is through this infamous thread that I created a parady of it. http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/500000000-signs-you-need-to-practice-your-chess-more
They're much lower than 2985.
2985. You only play chess because the pieces look coooooooool
This might be the first time one used the word "Cool" with chess. :-p
My talent leaves no room for manners or pleasantries, only pure raw unadulterated skill
Is that #2986?
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