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5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess


  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2881

    onthehouse

    3037. Castling is when you advance a pawn to the eighth rank to get crowned.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2882

    rookendings

    3038. you think castling is the same as car selling.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2883

    LoekBergman

    3039. You think that a castling is some kind of halfling.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2884

    onthehouse

    3040 - Your grandmother wins or draws four out of five games against your play.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2885

    onthehouse

    3041 - Your seven year old neice hesitates to play you OTB because she fears boredom.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2886

    chessgm8

    3042: You think that the chess clock is a launcher.
    3043: You purposely lose on time so that you don't have to show how bad you are. 

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #2887

    Mingamizer

    3044: You move your your pieces to I file when you're frustrated.

    3045: You resign before you play your first move because you know need to go to the bathroom.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #2888

    y2721

    3046: You expect you opponent to resign.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #2889

    LoekBergman

    3047: you take the queen.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #2890

    ENcyndaquil-pikachu

    #3048 when you play a move that you think is good then your oppent belittles you with his responce.


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