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2912: You think that zugzwangs dont exist because there is always 3 options: 1. Resign 2. Draw 3. Run around the board like mad because you're going to lose
2913 you were disqualified because of unnescesary playiing with pieces
2914 you came 3rd!.... outta 2 people
2915. You say there were no Sicilians in the last WCC match. They were Indian and Norwegian.
2916. You think that when they talk about the Norwegian Hammer that they are still refering to Mjöllnir.
2917. You play Ka8:
2918. You think that Knight is spelled "night" because in annotation, knights are spelled with an N
2919. You think a King must have a castle (rook), or else you lose
2920. As white after Ka8 you still can't win.
2921. To prepare the mate on c7 you first play Kb6 in order to protect the knight.
2922. h4 is the best move for white in the start
2923. You flip a coin to see who goes first.
2924. You think who chucks the king the farthest wins.
2925. You make the remark 'white begins, black wins' and expect your opponent to react surprised. But he doesn't react at all. So you think, he didn't hear it and you make the remark again. Still no reaction and you really start to think that those chess players have no sense of humour. It was after all a funny remark. Wasn't it?
2926. You expect to get a trophy for losing the most games
2927. You play this
2567. You also show your opponent the Fried Liver Attack and fall for that!
2928: You also show your opponent the Fried Liver Attack and fall for that!
2929: Napoleon Bonaparte was a very talented general. His chess opening must be equally well.
2930: You can not tell the difference between the Fried Liver Attack and the Lolli Attack.
2931: you think this is the best game in the world.
Guys please number your comments! When you number them, look at the previous post and do the next number! its not hard! We could be way past 3,000 by now, but people keep messing up the numbers.
#2932 You are reading through these comments and you realise you do most of them.
which mikail is better?
by pujara123 a few minutes ago
FACT: Kasparov wins FIDE President
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There goes analysing my games!
by FanaticalMountain a few minutes ago
Cannot add utube videos no more!!
by ConnorMacleod_151 a few minutes ago
12/13/2013 - Back Rank Power
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Why hasn't Ivanov been banned yet?
by TheCardigansFan 3 minutes ago
Who is better off
by shatranj01 5 minutes ago
How to deal with rude players?
by pujara123 10 minutes ago
I am quitting chess.
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