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5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess


  • 6 weeks ago · Quote · #2861

    chessgm8

    2967. And you have experienced every single sign posted here (yes, all 2000+)

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2862

    BowhunterUSA

    chessgm8 wrote:

    2965. You think it is possible to master chess and every possibility. 
    2966. And you think you will do it. 

    i can do  that easy in mabye 20 mins (joke)

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2863

    Chessyellow

    2968. You think 2000+ players aren't strong.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2864

    LoekBergman

    2969. You think you can learn to play like chess engines.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2865

    Dude_3

    2970: Chess is scored like golf so your rating of 1 means your the best in the world.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2866

    LoekBergman

    2971: you don't know how to stop with repetitive moves.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2867

    Roeczak

    2972: You play until mate.
    2973: You think Dmitry Andreikin won't win the Candidates

    2974: In time pressure in a team game, you accidentaly press your teammate's clock, resulting in him losing on time.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #2868

    chessgm8

    2975. You tell your opponent your strategy, thinking that he will be confused.
    2976. You've won every game you've played--against yourself
    2977. You just now found out about the World Championship
    2978. You don't watch the World Championship live analysis because it's too mainstream
    2979. You get a "Top Unrated" trophy in a tourney when you're the only unrated in your section and you got 1/2 a point in byes.
    2980. You get a 2 point score because you asked for 4 1/2 point byes
    2981. You always ask for byes on as many rounds as possible
    2982. You offer a draw on move 1
    2983. You don't like chess
    2984. You think checkers is better for the mind than chess
    2985. You only play chess because the pieces look coooooooool

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #2869

    December_TwentyNine

    Let me ask you gentlemen something. With 2,985 signs you don't know enough about chess, how can you be so sure that some of those haven't been repeated? Making the number 2,985 less than what it really is?

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #2870

    Dude_3

    Whos up for reading through these?

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #2871

    December_TwentyNine

    I know, right? It is through this infamous thread that I created a parady of it. http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/500000000-signs-you-need-to-practice-your-chess-more

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #2872

    ClavierCavalier

    They're much lower than 2985.

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #2873

    ClavierCavalier

    chessgm8 wrote:


    2985. You only play chess because the pieces look coooooooool

    This might be the first time one used the word "Cool" with chess.  :-p

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #2874

    BillyHardcore

    My talent leaves no room for manners or pleasantries, only pure raw unadulterated skill

  • 8 days ago · Quote · #2875

    ClavierCavalier

    Is that #2986?


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