Fun Chess.Com Trophy Ideas

Lostapiece and I thought it would be fun to come up with goofy and possibly real life trophies. Here are a few of ours; lets hear yours (but please be reasonably clean):

1. The "sneaky bastard" trophy
2. The "where did that move come from" trophy
3. The "oops, my mouse slipped" trophy
4. The "OUCH, I felt that from here" trophy
5. The "You kicked by BUTT" trophy

1. Oh my, where did the time go!
2. Caro-Kann! More like Sick-cilian.
3. A Trophy for the Sake of Trophies.

how about :

"you got me this time "

"tsunami attack" 

1) WHY ME?

2) Damn, You could let me win one game

norseman wrote:1. The "sneaky bastard" trophy

I think that one would be really popular.

How about "Nice Come-back!" or "That game was a roller-coaster"..

"you got lucky"

"what were you waiting for ,re enforcements !"

"sad,lonley king trophy"

- "I'm not just a pretty face, but mostly."

- "Go play checkers."

- "Who'd think the same 4 fingers could blunder that badly!"

- "Good game... for you!"

"a pawn, a pawn...my kingdom for a pawn!"

"did anyone see the bus that just HIT me?"

"You didn't win the game--I blundered it away. There's a difference!"

"Sorry! Despite the fact that I had [x] days to make each move, I just wasn't paying attention. Next time I'll give you a game that truly reflects my skills." 

"I had a superior position, more pieces and lovely passed pawns. All you had was that stupid checkmate."

Something  just malfunctioned during that match- My brain!

hmmmm... how about...

"i'm sorry i beat u" lol

"YOUR KING WAS TOO IRRESISTABLE" hahaha lol

all funny!

"I never clicked submit. My finger did"

I never said submit. It just happened.

you pulled a Chuck Norris on me!