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  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #881

    PortugueseGuy

  • 2 weeks ago · Quote · #882

    motherinlaw

    I love it when someone tells a good joke to my friend and I.  (tee-hee...)

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #883

    BillPhilip

    Two beginners:
    "I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italien."
    "Then you must be a genius!"
    "Why?"
    "You can speak so many languages..."
    "I am talking about chess openings and not languages."

  • 7 days ago · Quote · #884

    varelse1

    That's funny.

    I thought he was talking about salad dressings.

  • 34 hours ago · Quote · #885

    WBFISHER

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

    Nothing, they just waved

    How bad does Dr. Suess have it in this poor economy?

    He's now eating green eggs and spam

    What does AIG stand for?

    And it's gone

    Adventures in greed

    What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?

    Chelsea

  • 34 hours ago · Quote · #886

    kleelof

    What did one wall say to the other?

    Meet you at the corner.

  • 34 hours ago · Quote · #887

    WBFISHER

    What did the painter say to the wall?

    I got you covered

    What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

    Not sure but the flag is a big plus

    Dwarfs and midgets have little in common.

    What did Tennessee?

    The same thing Arkansas

  • 4 minutes ago · Quote · #888

    motherinlaw

    varelse1 wrote:

    That's funny.

    I thought he was talking about salad dressings.

    lol.  And what about us?  American cheese, that's us. ;-D


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