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  • 10 days ago · Quote · #781

    kleelof

    LudRa95 wrote:

    Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.

    Yeah. Many of them were. but. In all fairness, 700+ messages is a lot to read through.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #782

    Rickett2222

    LudRa95 wrote:

    Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.

    Really most have been published? I doubt it as I have read all of the posts and might have missed a few. In any event, do you have any opinion on the new ones you personally have never seen before?

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #783

    kleelof

    Rickett2222 wrote:
    LudRa95 wrote:

    Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.

    Really most have been published? I doubt it as I have read all of the posts and might have missed a few. In any event, do you have any opinion on the new ones you personally have never seen before?

    Got any "yo mama" jokes?

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #784

    LudRa95

    kleelof wrote:
    Rickett2222 wrote:
    LudRa95 wrote:

    Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.

    Really most have been published? I doubt it as I have read all of the posts and might have missed a few. In any event, do you have any opinion on the new ones you personally have never seen before?

    Got any "yo mama" jokes?

    yo mama is so fat I won't even joke about it.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #785

    Rickett2222

    New comers may not ram through 800 posts roughly and my last intervention is not about the old timers that have read everything and remember everything may I say but it is intended for the new comers that do not hqave time to read exactly 780 posts to be precise.

    And what is your contribution to this thread other than saying I have read this joke before, if this the best you can do better go back to sleep and wake up with a smile on your face.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #786

    LudRa95

    Rickett2222 wrote:

    New comers may not ram through 800 posts roughly and my last intervention is not about the old timers that have read everything and remember everything may I say but it is intended for the new comers that do not hqave time to read exactly 780 posts to be precise.

    And what is your contribution to this thread other than saying I have read this joke before, if this the best you can do better go back to sleep and wake up with a smile on your face.

    That's pretty much all I did contribute to this thread actually. Not sure what my sleeping schedule has to do with it.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #787

    TheGrobe

    LudRa95 wrote:

    Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.

    And this from an expert on killing the funny.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #788

    LudRa95

    TheGrobe wrote:
    LudRa95 wrote:

    Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.

    And this from an expert on killing the funny.

    Yeah, my expert opinion hold a lot of weight here.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #789

    Rickett2222

    Can anyone old or older or new and newer readers appreciate my jokes and if not I will stop posting.

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #790

    pokemon2014

    kaynight? makado777? who are these pepole

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #791

    kleelof

    pokemon2014 wrote:

    kaynight? makado777? who are these pepole

    NEver heard of them.

    I liked some of your jokes Ricky.

  • 9 days ago · Quote · #792

    BillPhilip

    Roses are red.

    Your blood is too.

    You look like a monkey

    And belong in a zoo.

    Do not worry,

    I'll be there too.

    Not in the cage,

    But laughing at you.

    ...

    Don't mind, it's a joke!

  • 9 days ago · Quote · #793

    BillPhilip

    Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

  • 9 days ago · Quote · #794

    kleelof

    Jingle Bells,

    Shotgun shells,

    Santa Clause is dead.

    Rudoulph had a 22,

    and shot him in the head.

    HEY!!!!

  • 9 days ago · Quote · #795

    motherinlaw

    Rickett2222 wrote:

    When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

    lol --that's a really good line from Emo Philips' stand-up.  (Just thought he should get credit for it -- and it's even funnier with his delivery.)

  • 8 days ago · Quote · #796

    BillPhilip

    Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"


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