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  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #721

    BillPhilip

    Principal to student... "I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette?"

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #722

    kaynight

    " Women and children first!" Shouted the captain of the Costa Concordia, donning a little black number and a blonde wig.

  • 3 weeks ago · Quote · #723

    BillPhilip

    Class teacher: "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin."

  • 2 weeks ago · Quote · #724

    BillPhilip

    “What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

    “Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”

  • 10 days ago · Quote · #725

    BillPhilip

    Two guys were fishing on the Ohio River. One catches the biggest catfish either one has ever seen. He says to his buddy, We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.

    His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big X on the bottom of his boat. The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. You idiot- what if we bring another boat next time?


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