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Most of those jokes were already posted earlier in this thread, which does kill a lot of the funny.
Yeah. Many of them were. but. In all fairness, 700+ messages is a lot to read through.
Really most have been published? I doubt it as I have read all of the posts and might have missed a few. In any event, do you have any opinion on the new ones you personally have never seen before?
Got any "yo mama" jokes?
yo mama is so fat I won't even joke about it.
New comers may not ram through 800 posts roughly and my last intervention is not about the old timers that have read everything and remember everything may I say but it is intended for the new comers that do not hqave time to read exactly 780 posts to be precise.
And what is your contribution to this thread other than saying I have read this joke before, if this the best you can do better go back to sleep and wake up with a smile on your face.
That's pretty much all I did contribute to this thread actually. Not sure what my sleeping schedule has to do with it.
And this from an expert on killing the funny.
Yeah, my expert opinion hold a lot of weight here.
Can anyone old or older or new and newer readers appreciate my jokes and if not I will stop posting.
kaynight? makado777? who are these pepole
NEver heard of them.
I liked some of your jokes Ricky.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Don't mind, it's a joke!
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Santa Clause is dead.
Rudoulph had a 22,
and shot him in the head.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
lol --that's a really good line from Emo Philips' stand-up. (Just thought he should get credit for it -- and it's even funnier with his delivery.)
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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