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If I were you, I wouldn't bother demanding apologies from everyone who offends you. Really. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.
Look at joke #912. I'm a Christian. Did I find that joke stupid? Absolutely. Do I bother? Not the slightest bit. Am I offended? Even if I were, then what? I have found out from experience that you will save yourself a lot of trouble and concerns if you just ignore most of other people's comments.
Perhaps I'm just used to being called stupid and irrational due to my unpopular religious beliefs. But I've learnt that, if I just don't care, my life will be so much better!
No need for apologies between Mother-in-law and I. We go way back....
Fine! I hope you guys are OK. I really do not care.
Oh, dear... I just saw that someone didn't get my mock indignation "joke." Glad most of you did.
It's not that I didn't get it. It's more that I was playing safe. Unsure of whether it was a joke or you were serious, I decided to take the benefit of the doubt and play the card that would bring better results either way.
Sorry if I sounded, in any way, ignorant or stupid. You know, there are some messed up people out there who would have said that seriously. I was warning them.
Points taken. :-)
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
- ask them to pronouce "unionized"
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
- he's OK now
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs ... because they always take things literally.
Took me a second to get that OK joke.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months.
Why didn't the Romans find Algebra very challenging?
Because X was always 10!
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