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  • 6 weeks ago · Quote · #921

    PortugueseGuy

    varelse1 wrote:
    PortugueseGuy wrote:
     

    If I were you, I wouldn't bother demanding apologies from everyone who offends you. Really. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

    Look at joke #912. I'm a Christian. Did I find that joke stupid? Absolutely. Do I bother? Not the slightest bit. Am I offended? Even if I were, then what? I have found out from experience that you will save yourself a lot of trouble and concerns if you just ignore most of other people's comments.

    Perhaps I'm just used to being called stupid and irrational due to my unpopular religious beliefs. But I've learnt that, if I just don't care, my life will be so much better!

    No need for apologies between Mother-in-law and I. We go way back....

    Fine! I hope you guys are OK. I really do not care.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #922

    motherinlaw

    Oh, dear... I just saw that someone didn't get my mock indignation "joke."  Glad most of you did.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #923

    PortugueseGuy

    motherinlaw wrote:

    Oh, dear... I just saw that someone didn't get my mock indignation "joke."  Glad most of you did.

    It's not that I didn't get it. It's more that I was playing safe. Unsure of whether it was a joke or you were serious, I decided to take the benefit of the doubt and play the card that would bring better results either way.

    Sorry if I sounded, in any way, ignorant or stupid. You know, there are some messed up people out there who would have said that seriously. I was warning them.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #924

    motherinlaw

    Points taken. :-)

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #925

    BillPhilip

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #926

    WBFISHER

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?  

           - ask them to pronouce "unionized"

     

    Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

           - he's OK now

     

    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs ... because they always take things literally.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #927

    varelse1

    Took me a second to get that OK joke.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #928

    varelse1

    Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

    They each got 6 months.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #929

    PortugueseGuy

    Why didn't the Romans find Algebra very challenging?

    Because X was always 10!


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