The Never Ending Chess Story

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Artsew

A bit like the Chess story started by "Dr_Doc_MD" but with a few exceptions.

- You are allowed to post a maximum of two sentences (but never more then 20 words).

- Keep it chess related

- Post as many times as you like, but...You are not allowed to respond to your own post .

 

I'll start things off:

"It is the day before the big tournament. Why haven't I seen her yet?"

FJB

I know she is there but invisable !

asampedas

Is there something wrong with my eyes? It can't be. I am able to see my analysis of games...

nqi

...so why hasn't the biggest name arrived yet

ricecake9

...and there's the soliciter, pushing chessboard patterned burritos.

ricecake9

But I want the burritos more.

asampedas

Having a burritos chess set would be disastrous. Each piece would be literally eaten.

Artsew

"What are you fantasizing about?", whispered Alexandra Kosteniuk in my ear.

 

ricecake9

"That chessboard burrito with jalapeno pieces", I replied.

Artsew

"I have one in my room, we could play.." She implied.

ricecake9

But I didn't hear her.  I was already in line.

Artsew

In line for getting her a drink and myself a burrito. When I got back,...

ricecake9

I ate it.  Then I got in line again.

Artsew

She wanted another drink, this time delivered in her room.

ricecake9

"But I don't do room service".

Artsew

"I'll give you a borrito if you can win a chessgame against me" she promised.

ricecake9

"No, thanks.  The stakes are too high."

Artsew

"Suddenly, I blacked out"

ricecake9

Then, I woke up in the middle of my chess game.  Looking at the clock, I realized it had been 45 minutes, and my opponent still hasn't made a move.

Artsew

- keep it within 20 words please-  :)

Thats odd. What has happened?