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akafett
dragonair234 wrote:

That thing looks scary and you would get a speeding ticket! lolz!

Now, now. I am not tempted by such incredible speed capabilities..... Innocent

OrganicVegetables

I'm sure that Poseidon would be pleased

camberfoil

Slave II isn't as fast as the Falcon...

akafett
camberfoil wrote:

Slave II isn't as fast as the Falcon...

That is true, which is why I also have this:

I'm also a Star Trek fan.

dragonair234
akafett wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:

That thing looks scary and you would get a speeding ticket! lolz!

Now, now. I am not tempted by such incredible speed capabilities.....

Maybe at knight you could get away with it. 

Okay – I know that was an awful pun. Lol. But we're on a roll! Actually we're on a thread.

akafett
dragonair234 wrote:
akafett wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:

That thing looks scary and you would get a speeding ticket! lolz!

Now, now. I am not tempted by such incredible speed capabilities.....

Maybe at knight you could get away with it. 

Okay – I know that was an awful pun. Lol. But we're on a roll! Actually we're on a thread.

I liked that pun. Actually, I was thinking that I should stop with Knight and Horse puns. Someone might think I'm just trying to stirrup trouble.

I know, there's a lot of tack in horse puns.

dragonair234
akafett wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
akafett wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:

That thing looks scary and you would get a speeding ticket! lolz!

Now, now. I am not tempted by such incredible speed capabilities.....

Maybe at knight you could get away with it. 

Okay – I know that was an awful pun. Lol. But we're on a roll! Actually we're on a thread.

I liked that pun. Actually, I was thinking that I should stop with Knight and Horse puns. Someone might think I'm just trying to stirrup trouble.

I know, there's a lot of tack in horse puns.

Very pony! I mean, pun-y. 

... oh gosh.

akafett

This might give me Knight-mares.

dragonair234

There's knight'n you can do about it! 

dragonair234

"Chess is an infinitely complex game, which one can play in infinitely numerous and varied ways." –Vladimir Kramnik

 

^Isn't that saying the same thing three times? Lol, that's what I thought...

OrganicVegetables

I'm experimenting moves that that would be me the most defense so that on Monday when I play bughouse I'll set my defense up in the minimum number of moves and I'll win on time.

JayBo308

I've wondered if advancing the whole pawn wall one rank at a time would result in a good defense or end up in a quick demise. ??

akafett . . . This Norwegian Fjord HORSE only has 1 HORSEpower but he's got a lot of heart!

camberfoil

Sigh^2

davewalker987

"How do you move the horse again?"

camberfoil

Uh...translation T(2,1) or (1,2)?

dragonair234
JayBo308 wrote:

I've wondered if advancing the whole pawn wall one rank at a time would result in a good defense or end up in a quick demise. ??

...

LOL! Do it! Do it!

camberfoil

Parece legitmo...

dragonair234

<----   Tongue Out

camberfoil

LOL. BTW, what I said in Spanish means: seems legit.

JELLYFISHRULE

I am a teacher, and I have an informal chess club after school, open to all who want to learn, play, or just watch....there is one rule they learn quickly...don't play checkers with any of my chess pieces/boards...that is sacrilege! I hate checkers, and I tell them they may as well play tictactoe or flip a coin.... lol :)