Squirrels will throw ice balls at your head.
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Squirrles will ice your balls
Squirrels will fart on your balls as well.
They might also serve your balls, with a side of corn, to a raccoon.
Why did I revive this forum? Old time's sake? IDK.
Install fences or netting around your garden to keep squirrels out. Make sure the barriers extend underground to prevent digging. https://www.cozynestliving.com/how-to-keep-squirrels-out-of-garden/
Squirrel!
Squirrels will throw ice balls at your head.