c.c really does frown on irrelevant carp.
Username punishment

hoe hands are always allowed but "HEAVY" hoe hands... well that leads to peeveddouschspamming which we all know plagues forums across the globe

c.c really does frown on irrelevant carp.
is crappe allowed? can i say crepe in here? "i like strawberry craps" "i keep my crepe tight" " i fish for crappie but only catch carp"

I sometimes wish I had used my old fantasy football team name, it would make a good user name. "The Courtesy Flush".
Nice, right?
I have been found guilty of crimes against the community on Chess.com.
My convictions include:
My sentance: "supply new members with 3 usernames cooler than mine"
"Inconceivable!" I said... but none the less here goes (the only rule they cannot be in use already: open http://www.chess.com/members/ in another tab you lazy con)
dubleatak
pinurmomma
pleasurepawn
If you too have been found guilty of crimes againt chess here is your chance for clemency or if you just thought of a better username a few moments too late; be magnanimous! Pay it forward
ok,ok one more ~knotanoob~