Would you like to date a famous female Chess player, if so whom?

i was engaged to a really sexy female chess player but she was a sex addict so i had to dump her.  ironic i know.  i'm thinking about writing a book about it or maybe a song.  i could call it ironic.

Well, I guess if I had to...probably one of the Dedijer sisters Sanja or Mira.  Unless they are too high maintenance, but they look chilled.

or the Consummation of Irony or the Irony of Conception...

They're all demanding!

maybe if i think hard enough i can turn her into a real girl.

Would they require a minimum rating?

that's going in my pretty chess images folder.

Edit:  I mean the first image.  Not the second.

"i doubt i'd get a second date."

Worn out or dead?

definitely not worn out--not in my case.

Yeah.  I'm straight...and I'd still go with the Dedijer sisters over those two.

The one in the Hawaii shirt does look like a chess player, yeah?

Take your pick. Yeah yeah the boards aren't right so what get over it.

trust me, with all the beer this chick drinks she uses a body double.  although i'm not totally against the pot bellied pig look.  

golden dog...is that you in that picture?

 No, neither is me.

hmm...that dog is also golden, though perhaps slightly heavy.