1000 reasons why you suck at chess

Someones done this before lets see if we can do it again ill start :)

1. you enpasssant with your bishop

2. you castle with your queen and rook

3. you think the king is the knight.

4. You fianchetto your rooks.

5. When you're about to lose you promote a pawn into another king.

6. You think getting a snack is a good idea in the middle of a chess game.

7. U sacrifice the queen thinking thats the queens gambit.

8. you think stalemating will win the game

9.  You still call bishops " pointy heads' and knights "horseys" and rooks "castles" and if different styles of boards and peices are used you get confused between who the king and queen is lol.

 10.you think bananas can be thorn on t'e bored

11. when you get a bye you literally leave the tournament

Actually, ive don that once. Lol :D

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It happened in a live tournament. In which the first two rounds of mine were losses. Then a message came saying we give u a 1 poit bye. Due to increased reflex by playing blitz, i rapisly focuded on bye and thought that i was eliminated and switchrd off my computer.

nice! continuing 12. you think that pawns are worth more than your king

13. You sack your queen for a pawn because of "future possibilities"-against a GM!

14.You think knocking over the pieces apart from your king wins the game.